Griffey Jr. Got Jokes

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Ken Griffey pays off his debts with thousands of pennies

By 'Duk

What a great morning to be a blogger. After a great graduation gag at Yankee Stadium and a fantastic Oriole Magic remake comes this outstanding clubhouse prank from none other than the kid they call Junior Griffey

Since he apparently owed Josh Fogg $1,500, Ken Griffey Jr. went about paying him back in the most devious way possible.

Entirely in pennies.

According to the legendary Hal McCoy of the Daily Dayton News, Griffey paid off his debt by having 150,000 pennies — $25 to a box, 60 total cartons — stacked in Fogg's locker like it was a safe deposit box.

Even better, Griffey worked a sponsorship into the whole affair.

From the DDN:

“I’m a man of my word,” said Griffey. “And when you owe a man $1,500, you pay him. And I’d like to thank the lovely people at National City Bank for helping me with this joke. There isn’t a whole lot you can do with pennies. Just think, each box weighs 16 pounds, so the man has 60 bowling balls in his locker.”

There are so many reasons that almost everyone is a fan of Griffey's and you can add the fact he's still having fun as he closes in on 600 homers to that long list. About the only person who might not appreciate this will probably be the guy stuck behind Fogg at Best Buy as the pitcher tries to buy a new flat screen with all those copper Abe Lincolns.

 
Aug 24, 2003
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yeah he left the mariners cause mothafuckers were threatening him and his kids lives and shit here in seattle, all cause some trade rumors

so he was like ok well FUCK YOU SEATTLE and bounced

at least thats how one of my drunk friends explained it

griffey is still my all time favorite baseball player.. i went to that 3 game red series last year at safeco, was fuckin awesome

griffey got more cheers than most of the mariners lol like omtherfuckers were confused whether to root for him or not
 
May 13, 2002
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yeah he left the mariners cause mothafuckers were threatening him and his kids lives and shit here in seattle, all cause some trade rumors

so he was like ok well FUCK YOU SEATTLE and bounced

at least thats how one of my drunk friends explained it

griffey is still my all time favorite baseball player.. i went to that 3 game red series last year at safeco, was fuckin awesome

griffey got more cheers than most of the mariners lol like omtherfuckers were confused whether to root for him or not
I always thought he left to be close to his family in Cinci. that's how I remember it.
 
May 9, 2002
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He made it out to be about family, but initially, the organization FORCED him out. Him and Gilick werent always on best of terms.

Griffey LOVED Seattle and said he wanted to play here as long as he possibly could. This is why he wants to come back.
 
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I'm sure the Griffy love fest that he got when he returned to seattle for the first time helps a lot too. that was crazy, never seen a player on the opposite team get so much love before in sports. The crowd even booed a mariners pitchers when he was a bat too, lol
 
May 17, 2004
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Ive never heard one person say that they disliked Griffey. Theres nothing to not like about him and his game. Still one of the nicest swings you will ever see.
Sucks he was hurt for almost like 3 seasons or most likely he would be the home run king at this point
 
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Griffey waz da shit i use 2 have all his kickz back in da day N i use 2 be on Ken Griffey Jr Presents Major league Baseball all day N night 4 da SNES he waz my fav player til he swiched teams i waz pissed off when he bounced
 

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Griffy's dope. He'll be back in seattle soon

id love to see that. shit id drive or fly to seattle just to see that. Maybe see the A's, with frank thomas up there. Anyway, i went to a giants game once back when griffey was first with the reds, and was hurt. My brother had always loved griffey, and was hoping to see him play. Griffey ends up pinch hitting and hits a solo shit and hobbled around the bases. Pure dopeness.
 
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i wanst trying to be a mr. me too
but i did lose a bet in 98 in the ncaa tourney i took duke over kentucky and lost so i paid the dude in rolled pennies. 14 dollars in rolled pennies.. the guy was a freshman and i told him id have his money if they lost and i did.. he looked at me and said" i aint taking this" i said well then u aint getting natha... he took the pennies..had the whole section at break rollin..