"I'm literally gonna sodomize you. I'm gonna have non consensual sex with your face and butt and then I'm going for your wife and children... Just kidding."
"(DICKPUNCH!") Let's get the same girl pregnant tonight!"
"This is a house party, we're not gonna get lost." Bro Lo El Cunado- " I don't know where you're gonna go! You might be finger blastin' somebody!"
"oh, just give me a head up 30 mins before we leave, I'll take a mint and crap it out"
"crap and a mint?"
"I'm literally gonna sodomize you. I'm gonna have non consensual sex with your face and butt and then I'm going for your wife and children... Just kidding."