CHEESE: Maria likes me, pero CHEESE ugly'!
JUAREZ: My wife slapped me, I said: Vieja, JUAREZ your damn problema??
CASHEW: I was running after u but I couldn't CASHEW.
PUTA: PUTA phone down and get to work.
JULY: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!! JULYER!!!!
HERPES: I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece and this is HERPES.
CHAIR: I wuz about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom said, Carlitos, u better CHAIR!
MUSHROOM: Orale Vato, when all my family gets in the car, therez not MUSHROOM.
CHICKEN: My wife wanted me to go the store, pero CHICKEN go herself.
WATER:
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
BRIEF:
My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't BRIEF.
If you have any more, post 'em up.
hahahahaha
JUAREZ: My wife slapped me, I said: Vieja, JUAREZ your damn problema??
CASHEW: I was running after u but I couldn't CASHEW.
PUTA: PUTA phone down and get to work.
JULY: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!! JULYER!!!!
HERPES: I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece and this is HERPES.
CHAIR: I wuz about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom said, Carlitos, u better CHAIR!
MUSHROOM: Orale Vato, when all my family gets in the car, therez not MUSHROOM.
CHICKEN: My wife wanted me to go the store, pero CHICKEN go herself.
WATER:
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
BRIEF:
My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't BRIEF.
If you have any more, post 'em up.
hahahahaha
