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JackArtist510

JackArtist510

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it's been a year since i got a ticket for goin 'an estimated' (he was at the bottom of the hill) 65 in a 25, plus a bullshit 'turn without signal.' i'm not guna even say with what else i got away with when he pulled me over haha.. i've went to the court a few times and they said keep checkin on the alameda county website, type in the ticket number blah blah.. so i'm hopin i'm not ever guna see this ticket. i imagine it would cost me.... "yee." has this happened to any of you??
 
mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

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This you?? lol

SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) -- Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake - or, at least, the cookie.

A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court this week that Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license - not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records.

Vonkummer's attorney declined to comment. The case is pending.
 
DFDoom

DFDoom

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a one liner vs a novel.

i be the boss, you jus' the muscles in this operation.

go iron your nightgown.
 
Espiohti

Espiohti

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bahahahahaha.. i aint got no nightgowns!!! that aint gangsta!!! "so watchu in here for?" "I was smobbin in my scraper eatin some oreos n shit"
 
JackArtist510

JackArtist510

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i just mailed a payment for a ticket in late february.. hopefully that went through. a bench warrant would be some shit! only DF Doom would be caring and visit me.. like Frau did for Dr Evil dressed all sexy hahaha
 
DFDoom

DFDoom

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JackArtist510 said:
i just mailed a payment for a ticket in late february.. hopefully that went through. a bench warrant would be some shit! only DF Doom would be caring and visit me.. like Frau did for Dr Evil dressed all sexy hahaha
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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft.

I'd smob up there in a baggy ass sweat suit and a wife beater.

You did the crime... you will not be rewarded for it. Haaa.
 
siccness-user

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mrtonguetwista said:
This you?? lol

SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) -- Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake - or, at least, the cookie.

A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court this week that Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license - not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records.

Vonkummer's attorney declined to comment. The case is pending.
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hahahahhahaha
 
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