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Oct 10, 2005
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my stepmom works there and i must say, their campus is pretty fucking awesome.. if i worked there, i would be fat as a motherfucker by now, wouldnt have completed shit.. when u walk in any of the buildings, they got naked juice coolers stocked to the brim along with whatever the fuck else u want, lunch is delivered by gourmet chefs, at xmas they give everyone the newest phone (this last xmas it was the new nexus one).. in the lobby they got ol school arcade games & big ass movie promo statues and shit.. in the breakroom they got huge flat screen tv's with wii.. the bathrooms have fucking heated toiletseats, bedee (u know that thing that shoots water up ur ass).. the cafeterias are nuts, anything you want you just take it, as much as u want hahahaha fuck man google is doin it