going throgh a drought
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You're right about the virgin thing. In actuality I was the actual thread maker. I was too embarrased to pose such a delicate question to my real homies so I logged unto the Siccness, I made a new account, and am now pretending to be a black kid asking his fellow gangstas whether or not I should lose my virginity to the black sawskawtch. And yes, I am aware of the spelling of "sawskawtch" but this blue balls is killing my spelling abilities!
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baby do it slowly (slow-leeeeeeeeee)
i see you bold letters
i see italicized
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you lookin in my eyes
my fingers typin faster
i hit the caps lock
go on and lock my door
then the draws drop
look out for mom and dad
i think they out shoppin
baby dont log off
cause now i cant be stoppin
having text with me
change your font size
baby do it slowly (slow-leeeeeeeeee)
i see you bold letters
i see italicized
upload this jpeg
you lookin in my eyes
my fingers typin faster
i hit the caps lock
go on and lock my door
then the draws drop
look out for mom and dad
i think they out shoppin
baby dont log off
cause now i cant be stoppin
lol at that ho
IMO:
mexcom is halfway right. think abstinence if your only goal is to smash her.
when you fuck something that looks like that,
this is when you practice on your either barely existent, or non-existent pimp game.
when fucking beasts of the wild, think larger.
think free dinners. if she eat, which she eats, you gon' eat. then if you got it in you, move on up to gas money (in CA this is a big deal, at 3.69 in this bitch), then money altogether. you know maybe start at ten bucks for half of your weed so you can get stoned enough to even provoke enough though to fuck her gargamel lookin' ass. then maybe a lil' 20 dollars or somethin. then dont even see that bitch unless she gets paid that day. shes that tore. just be like..im going to vegas...and make her fat ass foot the bill. make her buy all the alcohol and beer and make sure youre so faded that she realizes shes ugly.
man, get paid. if your gonna fuck her
dont lower your stock like that
i wouldnt even talk to that bitch in public we'd have to go in a select alley or something...fuck around and get laughed at by half the mall and lose potential quality pussy right that moment
rekemstop loves the advice
but yeah dont fuck that chick unless your getting cashed out..if shes broke or you cant get no money
worst come to worst just steal that bitch money out her purse
but get yours, B
IMO:
mexcom is halfway right. think abstinence if your only goal is to smash her.
when you fuck something that looks like that,
this is when you practice on your either barely existent, or non-existent pimp game.
when fucking beasts of the wild, think larger.
think free dinners. if she eat, which she eats, you gon' eat. then if you got it in you, move on up to gas money (in CA this is a big deal, at 3.69 in this bitch), then money altogether. you know maybe start at ten bucks for half of your weed so you can get stoned enough to even provoke enough though to fuck her gargamel lookin' ass. then maybe a lil' 20 dollars or somethin. then dont even see that bitch unless she gets paid that day. shes that tore. just be like..im going to vegas...and make her fat ass foot the bill. make her buy all the alcohol and beer and make sure youre so faded that she realizes shes ugly.
man, get paid. if your gonna fuck her
dont lower your stock like that
i wouldnt even talk to that bitch in public we'd have to go in a select alley or something...fuck around and get laughed at by half the mall and lose potential quality pussy right that moment
rekemstop loves the advice
but yeah dont fuck that chick unless your getting cashed out..if shes broke or you cant get no money
worst come to worst just steal that bitch money out her purse
but get yours, B
yeah, and if you don't mind fucking a hippo, then go right ahead...
but i wouldn't fuck a bitch who's arms are thicker than a fucking football.
maybe i'm just crazy, but i think that broad is pretty damn gaffled. i wouldn't put my dick in her mouth, just because my dick is THAT SPECIAL....lol...to me at least...do'nt want to get any nasty std's or anything...if i'm gonna fuck someone, they sure as fuck are gonna be up to par with my standards....
but i wouldn't fuck a bitch who's arms are thicker than a fucking football.
maybe i'm just crazy, but i think that broad is pretty damn gaffled. i wouldn't put my dick in her mouth, just because my dick is THAT SPECIAL....lol...to me at least...do'nt want to get any nasty std's or anything...if i'm gonna fuck someone, they sure as fuck are gonna be up to par with my standards....
