God will KILL you

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Im sure this has been posted before. However, Im too lazy too search for it.

Anyhow, I was sittin on the shitter and reading last month's issue of Playboy. It has a little "facts & figures" page near the front of isseu. In it, it showed a figure of how many God and Satan kill in the bible. I dont recall the exact number for God, but it was in the 1,000's, where as Satan appearntly had only killed 10.

I decided to google that, and I found a shit load of pages talking about it. Of course, a large amount of the pages found were biased and one sided. One page reported that God had killed 32.9 million people all together (Steve Wells):

It’s impossible to say for sure, but plently. How many did God drown in the flood or burn to death in Sodom and Gomorrah? How many first-born Egyptians did he kill? There’s just no way to count them all.

But sometimes the Bible tells us exactly how many were killed by God. Here’s a list of those that I can find. (If you find any that I’ve missed, let me know and I’ll add them to the list.)

So far I come up with a total of 32.9 million (not including, at least in some cases, women and children).

http://gdayworld.thepodcastnetwork.com/2007/01/22/how-many-people-did-god-kill-in-the-bible/

Another had a total of over 2.2 million:

How many people did God kill in the Bible?
It's impossible to say for sure, but plently. How many did God drown in the flood or burn to death in Sodom and Gomorrah? How many first-born Egyptians did he kill? There's just no way to count them all.

But sometimes the Bible tells us exactly how many were killed by God. Here's a list of those that I can find. (If you find any that I've missed, let me know and I'll add them to the list.)

So far I come up with a total of 2,270,365 (not inlcuding, at least in some cases, women and children).

http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2006/08/how-many-has-god-killed.html

I dont know the exact number, but its still interesting. Has anyone ever thought of this as weird?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

God is all loving

 

[ParkBoyz]

That doesn't make any sense, because "Satan" is the reason that everyone dies and people die because of sin. So if God only condemned 39.2 million people personally, that wouldn't even be 2% of what Satan does.. And that's just being theoretical..

 

[GTS]

^^^^hahahaha@sixx, thats the definiton of classy.

god had to kill more people than the devil, he does everything better. my question is, what if god is still killing today, some people may be wrongfully imprisoned because of him.

can u explain wrongfully imprisoned because of God?

 

[n9newunsixx5150]

God's killing is beneficial.
Satan's killing is not.

 

[JLMACN]

God kills people because he loves them ....

stop being sarcastic.




5000

 

[n9newunsixx5150]

Who is being sarcastic?

 

[Deadpool]

God kills people because he loves them ....

Too bad that one doesn't stand up in court.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

That doesn't make any sense, because "Satan" is the reason that everyone dies and people die because of sin.

So when god kills the children of sinners what does that mean? Still Satans fault? Or is that God?

Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)

Or

If even then you remain hostile toward me and refuse to obey, I will inflict you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted. (Leviticus 26:21-22 NLT)

Or

And at midnight the LORD killed all the firstborn sons in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn son of the captive in the dungeon. Even the firstborn of their livestock were killed. Pharaoh and his officials and all the people of Egypt woke up during the night, and loud wailing was heard throughout the land of Egypt. There was not a single house where someone had not died. (Exodus 12:29-30 NLT)

This is a good one:

'This is what the LORD says: Those who are destined for death, to death; those who are destined for war, to war; those who are destined for famine, to famine; those who are destined for captivity, to captivity.' "I will send four kinds of destroyers against them," says the LORD. "I will send the sword to kill, the dogs to drag away, the vultures to devour, and the wild animals to finish up what is left. Because of the wicked things Manasseh son of Hezekiah, king of Judah, did in Jerusalem, I will make my people an object of horror to all the kingdoms of the earth." (Jeremiah 15:1-4 NLT)

This one is fun too:

I will make Mount Seir utterly desolate, killing off all who try to escape and any who return. I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever. Your cities will never be rebuilt. Then you will know that I am the LORD. (Ezekiel 35:7-9 NLT)

It seems god is a cold blooded pshychopath. Satan pales in comparison, God wins title of Best/Worst Killer of all time. Satan doesn't even make the top 10 list, dozens of Amerikan serial killers killed more people than Satan.

 

[n9newunsixx5150]

Too bad that one doesn't stand up in court.

Nor is God subject to court.

 

[n9newunsixx5150]

It seems god is a cold blooded pshychopath. Satan pales in comparison, God wins title of Best/Worst Killer of all time. Satan doesn't even make the top 10 list, dozens of Amerikan serial killers killed more people than Satan.

I am glad you understand that Satan is a big-time loser.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I am glad you understand that Satan is a big-time loser.

Yep, and god is a douchebag.

 

[2-0-NINE]

So when god kills the children of sinners what does that mean? Still Satans fault? Or is that God?

Alright, NW Commie, Satan brought sin into this world, when you sin you automatically die, both in the physical, and spiritual(which is why Jesus was sacrificed so by his death, we are saved from this spiritual death). Satan's Fault

Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)

Then in John 3:16, YAHSHUA, OR YEHOSHUA, YESHUA, God's Salvation and God's Plan of Salvation. ....THAT WHOSO EVER BELIEVETH IN HIM, shall have everlasting life. Loving, a God of vengeance, yet a merciful God.

If even then you remain hostile toward me and refuse to obey, I will inflict you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted. (Leviticus 26:21-22 NLT)

The Irony of this is, those children killed automatically be in heaven with God himself. No pain, sickness, and suffering. Sounds good to me. He may kill of the body, but not the spirit.

And at midnight the LORD killed all the firstborn sons in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn son of the captive in the dungeon. Even the firstborn of their livestock were killed. Pharaoh and his officials and all the people of Egypt woke up during the night, and loud wailing was heard throughout the land of Egypt. There was not a single house where someone had not died. (Exodus 12:29-30 NLT)

Refer above, and depends on your outlook of things, what he does is just.

'This is what the LORD says: Those who are destined for death, to death; those who are destined for war, to war; those who are destined for famine, to famine; those who are destined for captivity, to captivity.' "I will send four kinds of destroyers against them," says the LORD. "I will send the sword to kill, the dogs to drag away, the vultures to devour, and the wild animals to finish up what is left. Because of the wicked things Manasseh son of Hezekiah, king of Judah, did in Jerusalem, I will make my people an object of horror to all the kingdoms of the earth." (Jeremiah 15:1-4 NLT)

I'm lovin it

I will make Mount Seir utterly desolate, killing off all who try to escape and any who return. I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever. Your cities will never be rebuilt. Then you will know that I am the LORD. (Ezekiel 35:7-9 NLT)

Ah, the sound of scripture and judgment

It seems god is a cold blooded pshychopath. Satan pales in comparison, God wins title of Best/Worst Killer of all time. Satan doesn't even make the top 10 list, dozens of Amerikan serial killers killed more people than Satan.

Nice, you thought my thread of America being the next Soviet Union was bad...yeee haha

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Alright, NW Commie, Satan brought sin into this world, when you sin you automatically die, both in the physical, and spiritual(which is why Jesus was sacrificed so by his death, we are saved from this spiritual death). Satan's Fault

The children did not sin. God's fault for killing the innocent.

Then in John 3:16, YAHSHUA, OR YEHOSHUA, YESHUA, God's Salvation and God's Plan of Salvation. ....THAT WHOSO EVER BELIEVETH IN HIM, shall have everlasting life. Loving, a God of vengeance, yet a merciful God.

Irrelevant to my quote douchebag.

The Irony of this is, those children killed automatically be in heaven with God himself. No pain, sickness, and suffering. Sounds good to me. He may kill of the body, but not the spirit.

Haha, so his murder is a good thing?! haha cockton you crack me up.

Refer above, and depends on your outlook of things, what he does is just.

Refer to above, and depends on how many excuses cockton and christians alike will make for their fairytale bibbles.

I'm lovin it

Ah, the sound of scripture and judgment

Yep, god killing those innocent people, awesome! Our lords love is great!!!

Nice, you thought my thread of America being the next Soviet Union was bad...yeee haha

You may not agree with it, but at least my post has some logic behind it while yours, not so much.

 

[HERESY]

I have NO PROBLEM with God smiting anyone.

 

[2-0-NINE]

The children did not sin. God's fault for killing the innocent.

I guess you'd rather allow the children to live in a society where they would be exposed to homosexuality, bestiality, murderers, exposed to diseases. Yup, I rather have them in a place where they won't see that.

Irrelevant to my quote douchebag

This punishment, should leave a guilty taste in the father's mouth, while the sons and daughters rejoice in heaven. Nice

Haha, so his murder is a good thing?! haha cockton you crack me up.

More like Divine Judgment, on the other hand, once again, the children can have peace, without judgment. Nice

Refer to above, and depends on how many excuses cockton and christians alike will make for their fairytale bibbles.

I won't go far on this, then someone would consider it zeal, but I guess it's zealotry in the lowest degree. You're just in denial, and you already seen biblical prophecies coming true.

Yep, god killing those innocent people, awesome! Our lords love is great!!!

Yes, taking them into his own hands, when they no longer suffer, rather than be in this capitalistic and communist world and suffer because others are greedy, or want equality, when equality is only for them and not the benefit of the people. Yeah God is Evil, because he wants those suffering with him in peace.

You may not agree with it, but at least my post has some logic behind it while yours, not so much.

According to you, and the atheists, and maybe even a few theists standards for real logic. God Bless comrade. SALUTE!

 

[n9newunsixx5150]

Yep, and god is a douchebag.

An invisible pink unicorn, flying spaghetti monster, and now a douchebag. Have I forgotten any?

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I have NO PROBLEM with God smiting anyone.

Thou shalt not kill is one of the ten commandments, yet its OK for God to kill anyone he feels isnt wrothy? I thought God loved everybody?

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

An invisible pink unicorn, flying spaghetti monster, and now a douchebag. Have I forgotten any?

A serial killer, appearntly.

 

[2-0-NINE]

Thou shalt not kill is one of the ten commandments, yet its OK for God to kill anyone he feels isnt wrothy? I thought God loved everybody?

More like thou shalt not murder. So if a man tried to kill you and your family, would you shoot him with the gun you have under your bed? Would this constitute a violation of that commandment? No.