GOD IS DRuNK, and ready to spill the secrets... inquire within
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Without death birth would be the great burdon of life. With death we savor each moment on this earth.. imagine a world of zombie immortals.. we would use up all resources and people would kill newborn babies to protect the earth of overpopulation. Death makes us all live! He have no choice but to adapt and survive.. else risk extinction!
Earth is heavan and hell.. which are you in?
I speak the language of emotion.. I created the feelings with which you humans adapted words and letters to.
I have a nephew.. man if you could hear his stories! He is an evil sinner with horns that fucks bitches and hoes all night long. I really love wearing those horns.. i mean HE.. yah HE loves wearing horns..
eMDe said:
My microwave is the size of texas and i still cant burn the roof of my mouth.. no matter how long i let those beans bubble in magma!
My nephew satan uses a stove top, and too much tapatio for my taste buds :chinese:
One more question- I heard that you're all-powerful, which of course means that you can do anything. Does this mean you can make a square circle?
Also, if you're all-knowing then this must mean you know everything (past, present and future). Some people claim you gave man free will, but if you knew the future before you created man, then this means you knew our outcomes. Wouldn’t this mean man is predestined?
BTW, in case you didn’t know, I am the Goderator of the GOM. I’m not sure if this place is big enough for two gods. Perhaps you can apply for the position of one of the lesser known gods.
You are welcome my child.
I am all powerfull.. and i can turn a square into a circle. I once took a young fellow named URKLE and turned him into a groovin r&b singer. It was rather impressive the way i rounded out that square.
I am all knowing, but rather impulsive. I don't plan things out the way you might imagine, that takes all the fun out of existance for me. I am all powerfull, however, so i can allways work with any situation that might arize. Just look at how i took care of the dinasours, heathan creatures that tried to be on thegods level! There was a whole civilization of talking dinasours.. but i didn't like them much so i sent my goons to handle them (metear)
And yes, I am aware you are the goderator.. why do you think i chose to channel your brain so many times.. you didn't think you thought up all those brilliant posts without the help of the divin source did you>??
I am all powerfull.. and i can turn a square into a circle. I once took a young fellow named URKLE and turned him into a groovin r&b singer. It was rather impressive the way i rounded out that square.
I am all knowing, but rather impulsive. I don't plan things out the way you might imagine, that takes all the fun out of existance for me. I am all powerfull, however, so i can allways work with any situation that might arize. Just look at how i took care of the dinasours, heathan creatures that tried to be on thegods level! There was a whole civilization of talking dinasours.. but i didn't like them much so i sent my goons to handle them (metear)
And yes, I am aware you are the goderator.. why do you think i chose to channel your brain so many times.. you didn't think you thought up all those brilliant posts without the help of the divin source did you>??
I did, and did it because i always knew that laVey was a pussy. that is why he got fucked and is not one of my slaves.
I opened the gate, that is why I have never been more satisfied, dont ever make me laugh with thinking that he was correct...when he follows the fool to the pitt like a lemming. I laugh feeling more and more brutal as I sit on my ass thinking about calling the living carcass with breasts to come and try to swallow my shaft.
laVey was a man. A man with flaws.. like all the other men. he channeled into the divine source for awhile but latter left it for athiesm. That was his choice.. who are YOU to judge him for making that decision. Granted to COS is no longer the great mysterious chruch it once was with laVey at the head, you cannot knock the "pussy" ASL for being the jesus of his time. Remember he lived in a time period where religion was the most powerfull tool in Amercia. The Chrtistian church has been running the world for a long time, my narssassistic conversassionalist friend.. You may have harnessed some power, but what have you accomplished with that power?
The ancient rituals you speak of are as out dated as trying to find the edge of the earth. The mind's powers outweigh any superstitious gibber gabber you may have picked up over the internet.
Do what you will.. but realize that without key players and star actors in the mascorade all the side roles wouldn't even exist..
Do what you will.. but realize that without key players and star actors in the mascorade all the side roles wouldn't even exist..
ok buddy, you speak of oudated ancient rituals, but only because you have underestimated the true power of seeing beyond that wich the eye can focus on...and you wonder what I have accomplished....HA!
I will say that in some way you are correct about the mind being the most powerful tool life has to offer....the mind's power is all myG.T.
But seeker of the truth, i tell you my accomplishments have brought me the calmness i seeked when franticly being in the shoes you are in now....now is the time i get to truly ingulf in the sweet taste of victory that is being in total control of my being and its surroundings, thus...walk in the rain without letting a single drop land on my body...yes MY body, because this body is not one rented from the creator....it belongs to me! I gave birth to myslef, I popped the virgin mary's cherry
I will say that in some way you are correct about the mind being the most powerful tool life has to offer....the mind's power is all myG.T.
But seeker of the truth, i tell you my accomplishments have brought me the calmness i seeked when franticly being in the shoes you are in now....now is the time i get to truly ingulf in the sweet taste of victory that is being in total control of my being and its surroundings, thus...walk in the rain without letting a single drop land on my body...yes MY body, because this body is not one rented from the creator....it belongs to me! I gave birth to myslef, I popped the virgin mary's cherry
eMDe said:
GOD, ZeUs, PAN, JESUS CHRIST, ISHTAR, SATAN, Marduck, LAvEY, BAPHOMET, SAMMAEL, O-YAMA, BHUDDA, PLUTO are a few of the allies' i have aquired over the tides of time.
My hungry young minds, i have taken the fingers of "eMDe" for the evening. He is unconcious and thinks it was the 211/blueberryXNorthern Lights that knocked him out.
The master appears and will answer any questions. Feel free to post in forum any doubters, PM me if you are unsure or too timid to voice the many questions you have built up all your life.
Sincerely,
The Creator.
My hungry young minds, i have taken the fingers of "eMDe" for the evening. He is unconcious and thinks it was the 211/blueberryXNorthern Lights that knocked him out.
The master appears and will answer any questions. Feel free to post in forum any doubters, PM me if you are unsure or too timid to voice the many questions you have built up all your life.
Sincerely,
The Creator.
Anyway, the evening which you speak of has passed, yet it seems as though eMDe is still away. I was wondering why it was even necessary for you to speak through a drunkard's body. All humor aside, who takes seriously the testimony of an intoxicated man?