Goat Fucker

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Feb 11, 2006
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ifs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm
 
Oct 16, 2002
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LMAOOOO.....they made 'em marry the goat, ol' boy was prolly happy than a mu'fucka....cuz like chris rock said either you fuck bitchez or you fuck monkeys, in his case goats..
 
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CcytzO_Loc

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not only did they make him marry the goat they made him pay the man money like the goat was really his daughter and shit lol.....crazy....
 
Oct 16, 2002
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yea dude was from ohio...i think his 'username'
was cbrennan or someshit...that thread should be in the classic posts section....


"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."


LMAOOO@dude fall'n off the back of a goat...
 

ThaG

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Jun 30, 2005
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are they going to allow him to have a second wife?

The name looks muslim to me so I guess they will

if they don't it's pretty fucked up for him...