GIVIN BITCHES FAKE NAMES AT CLUBS
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Got this homeboy that had hella names! That nigga went by Sherman, Quincy, Malik, Lamont, Isiah, Polo, and I think Louie! We used to go hook up wit a girl he knew and a few of her homegirls and we used to sit out in the car and ask this nigga what's his name 4 the night. Lol we used to be hella drunk and blirtin out the wrong names n shit.
im not even cunning enough to think of fake names. thats why its good to have a nickname. i just tell people my names gas they be like gas? im like yup
and in that way it seperates the people who know me for one reason, from the people who know me for another reason and i can usually guess who it is even if i dont know
and in that way it seperates the people who know me for one reason, from the people who know me for another reason and i can usually guess who it is even if i dont know
this dude who i'd see at a bar every once in a while was gonna introduce me to his girl friend who i thought looked good (not his girlfriend but a friend of his that was a girl) and asks me "what name you going by?" i was like "what?" he's like "your alias". i was hella confused cause i never even knew fools did that until that moment. i was just like "my real name! why the fuck would i give her a fake one?!?" that shits dumb. but it all made sense why on certain nights he'd be like "call me ozzy"....coincidently this is the same guy who asked me one night if i had a myspace and i was like "what the fuck is a my space?"...shit that was a long time ago. so yeah dude was weird...so that alias shit must be for queers
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AHAHAHA!!!!
JUST THE OTHER DAY MY HOMIE KILLED GAME... WE ALMOST GOT 4 BAS ASS FREAKS FROM UKIAHTO COME OVER
SO WE MEET THEM IN SANTA ROSA, THERE WERE 3 GIRLS THAT HE FUCKED WITH BEFORE AND ONE NEW ONE. WE ALL MEETAND THEYRE HELLA FEELIN ALL OF US. BUT HOMIE INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO THE NEW ONE AS HIS REAL NAME. THEY START WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER AND 5 MINUTES LATER THEYRE LIKE"UHH I THINK WE GOTTA GO".
ANYWAYS, MY BOY COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHY THE FLAKED FOR THE LONGEST... LATER THAT NIGHT HES LIKE "AWWWWW FUCK! I FORGOT I GAVE EM A FAKE NAME!" THIS DUMBASS NIGGA FORGOT THAT HE TOLD THE REST OF THE BITCHES "CLETIS" OR SOME DUMB SHIT LOL
JUST THE OTHER DAY MY HOMIE KILLED GAME... WE ALMOST GOT 4 BAS ASS FREAKS FROM UKIAHTO COME OVER
SO WE MEET THEM IN SANTA ROSA, THERE WERE 3 GIRLS THAT HE FUCKED WITH BEFORE AND ONE NEW ONE. WE ALL MEETAND THEYRE HELLA FEELIN ALL OF US. BUT HOMIE INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO THE NEW ONE AS HIS REAL NAME. THEY START WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER AND 5 MINUTES LATER THEYRE LIKE"UHH I THINK WE GOTTA GO".
ANYWAYS, MY BOY COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHY THE FLAKED FOR THE LONGEST... LATER THAT NIGHT HES LIKE "AWWWWW FUCK! I FORGOT I GAVE EM A FAKE NAME!" THIS DUMBASS NIGGA FORGOT THAT HE TOLD THE REST OF THE BITCHES "CLETIS" OR SOME DUMB SHIT LOL
I GAVE UP A HOMIE THE OTHER DAY. HE TOLD THESE CHICKS I WAS MEETING AT THE BAR HIS NAME WAS ANDREW. I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE, NOR DID I KNOW HE WAS TRYING TO RAP WITH THEM ALREADY.
WELL I GET THERE AND I SEE HIM FIRST AND I TOLD HIM I WAS MEETING SOME GIRLS THERE SO HE FOLLOWED ME AND WITH OUT HESITATION I INTRODUCED HIM AS EDGAR.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE BROADS PUT HIM ON BLAST SAYING "TEN MINUTES AGO YOU TOLD US YOUR NAME WAS ANDREW". MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE WAITED AND LET HIM INTRODUCE HIMSELF BUT SHIT I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM HOOKED UP. O WELL.
WELL I GET THERE AND I SEE HIM FIRST AND I TOLD HIM I WAS MEETING SOME GIRLS THERE SO HE FOLLOWED ME AND WITH OUT HESITATION I INTRODUCED HIM AS EDGAR.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE BROADS PUT HIM ON BLAST SAYING "TEN MINUTES AGO YOU TOLD US YOUR NAME WAS ANDREW". MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE WAITED AND LET HIM INTRODUCE HIMSELF BUT SHIT I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM HOOKED UP. O WELL.