Gimme That Bacon (Muslims Need Not Apply!)

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Nuttkase

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#24
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Why must I cry

Why must I cry why must I cry why ( 6 times)
Tell me why

(Verse)
No matter what I did I tried to love this kid, ever since he was eight
All he ever did was lie and steal from me
Now he's seventeen and I thought that he'd change his ways but when I look at kid
He's still hating on me
It makes me sad to see this kid, he's still hating on me, he's bad I just can't lie anymore
I gotta push him through the door
Recently the kid stole my jewelry, I turn my back and he steals my gun from me
Kid be careful you're gonna shoot someone and end up in jail
A death sentence is that what you want? I know that you really hate me but why did you have to do these things to me. It's not fair you really don't care.
Don't understand why you gotta go this route, don't you understand without a doubt it's the wrong path, understand

(Chours)
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Why must I cry why must I cry why (3 times)
Tell me why

Why must I cry why must I cry why (3 times)
Tell me why


(Verse)
Tammie Starr, who do you think you are, using those kids as weapons you know it's not fair Tyler I really love you and I really miss you and Deja
Now I got twins on the way, Tammie Starr you've gone away
California haven't heard from ya that's why

(chorus)
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
lol @ those lyrics and that video. Wow.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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He's talking about chitlins. I don't eat the guts of any animal if I can help it.

Bacon on the other hand is the god of all meats. People claim to find the face of Jesus on their grilled cheese sandwich or pancake. I see the face of god in every piece of bacon on my plate.
The prohibited flesh of the swine to be taken as a food is beyond righteous imagination. It is difficult to understand why Christians eat such divinely-prohibited flesh, while having a Bible and the law given to Moses against the swine flesh. Other prophets, down to Muhammad, preached against the eating of swine.

The pig is a grafted animal that was made for medical purposes, not for a food for the people, and that this animal destroys the beautiful appearance of its eaters. It takes away the shyness of those who eat this shyless flesh. Nature did not give the hog anything like shyness.
He is the foulest animal. He lives off nothing but filth. The only way you can get him to live and eat better food is to keep him from getting to filth. He is so poisonous (99 per cent), that you can hardly poison him with other poison. You can even give him lye, something you'd think would cut up the intestines when eaten.
Snakes can't poison them; they eat them and fatten. The bite of the snakes don't harm them, because they eat the biter. He is so poisonous and filthy, that nature had to prepare him a sewer line and you may find the opening on his forelegs. It is a little hole out of which oozes pus. (thats for yall that ENJOY pickled pigfeet!!)

This is the filth of his body that cannot be passed fast enough.

HE IS THE greediest animal. He never knows or cares to stop eating, as long as he sees something to eat. He is the dumbest animal. He keeps his nose smelling and eyes looking for something in the earth. You could feed him all day long, and he will never look up to see his feeder.

In case of bad weather arising, he is never intelligent enough to go in before it actually starts raining or hailing on his back. He takes no warning. He will keep his head in the earth, rooting until the storm is lashing his back with rain and the lighting is blinding his eyes.
 
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The Bible forbids you to eat the hog. It is forbidden by God through the mouth of His Prophets. Do you think that you can clear yourself with God by eating the swine and claiming it is all right?

I will give you here some of the places in your Bible where you can read of this Divinely-forbidden flesh (the hog).

"Of their flesh shall you not eat, nor touch their dead carcass." (Deut., 14:8)

"I have spread out my hands all the day unto a rebellious people who eat swine's flesh and broth of abominable things is in their vessels." (Isa., 65:2,3,4)

"In the heathen sacrifices some offered swine blood and burned incense to an idol." (Isa., 66:3)

"They that sanctify themselves (call themselves sanctified and holy) in the Garden behind one tree (in the church behind the pastor) eating swine flesh, the abomination and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord." (Isa, 66:17) where it also says: "Stand by thyself, come not near to me, for I am holier than thou." (Isa 65:5)

Again, it says in the same chapter: (65:5) "These are a smoke in my nose, a fire (anger) that burneth all the day."

Mark 5: 12 says: "And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them."
 
Aug 24, 2003
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hell yeah i want a piece of that fried chicken

and pork is delicious. all you fucking pork haters can go ahead and dodge that shit, im there to swoop it up in the soon to expire discounted section of the grocery, and with this swine flu nonsense its even cheaper

shake and bake dinners for chump change. glazed ham and bbq ribs for cheap. thanks
 
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It takes away the shyness of those who eat this shyless flesh. Nature did not give the hog anything like shyness.
Really dude? Shyness? Are you actually reading what your posting? Has there been any scientific studies on the shyness robbing effects of bacon?

BIG REESE LOC1 said:
He is the dumbest animal. He keeps his nose smelling and eyes looking for something in the earth. You could feed him all day long, and he will never look up to see his feeder.

In case of bad weather arising, he is never intelligent enough to go in before it actually starts raining or hailing on his back. He takes no warning. He will keep his head in the earth, rooting until the storm is lashing his back with rain and the lighting is blinding his eyes.
Barnyard pigs are clever creatures. They're known to work in pairs to maneuver the latches and gates of their pens. Once they figure out how to open the gates, they'll do so repeatedly, says Ken Kephart, a Penn State professor of animal science who has spent more than 20 years working with pigs.

The smartest swine even open up the rest of the pens to let the others out, he says. On the occasional early morning, a farmer will arrive at his barn to find many of the pigs loose. "They're very clever, without a doubt," says Kephart. "They can be trained to do many of the same tasks we ask other animals to do."
http://www.rps.psu.edu/probing/pigs.html

Not that it matters, I'd prefer to eat stupid animals over smart ones.

BIG REESE LOC1 said:
The bite of the snakes don't harm them, because they eat the biter.
Are you serious? Now you're just putting some wives tales in there. There is a thing called the real world and pigs are a part of it. Pigs are not some mythical snake proof devil animals, they're normal ass mammals. Eat em or don't, but a poisonous snake bite that penetrates the skin will kill a pig.
Pigs are remarkable creatures. Technically, they are not immune to snake poison, but the sheer size of a farm hog or wild boar means the venom from the bite is spread over a larger body. A rattle snake bite can kill a 150 lb human or a 150 lb (or smaller) pig. The same amount of venom may not be fatal to a 1500 lb pig, because the venom is spread over a larger body mass, but the pig will probably be quite ill.
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Pot-Bellied-Pigs-3478/Pot-belly-pigs.htm

Religious beliefs are all well and good, but the texts were written by normal humans with little to no scientific backgrounds. Just because something was written in an old book doesn't make it scientific fact.

BIG REESE LOC1 said:
The Bible forbids you to eat the hog. It is forbidden by God through the mouth of His Prophets. Do you think that you can clear yourself with God by eating the swine and claiming it is all right?
My god is less concerned with my diet and more concerned with how I live my life and my interactions with other people (of all races). I'll clear myself with god based on how I live my life and not by acts of ritual.

Do you think that the god who created ALL humans would accept me for being in a religion that only allowed one race in its membership? Or would god reject me for being a racist because my church excluded the majority of his creation? I'm asking because google gives me this:
No results found for "non black members of the nation of islam"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...k+members+of+the+nation+of+islam"&btnG=Search

I think it would be easier to clear myself with god for eating pork than it would be for being a racist.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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yeah the nation of islam believes some crazy shit, scientology crazy type shit

some ancient geneticist 'bleached' the genes of the original master race creating the white devils... the pig is a cross between a rat, a dog, and some other animal... uhh ok
 
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HE IS THE greediest animal. He never knows or cares to stop eating, as long as he sees something to eat. He is the dumbest animal. He keeps his nose smelling and eyes looking for something in the earth. You could feed him all day long, and he will never look up to see his feeder.
THAT'S A LIE.
 
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In case of bad weather arising, he is never intelligent enough to go in before it actually starts raining or hailing on his back. He takes no warning. He will keep his head in the earth, rooting until the storm is lashing his back with rain and the lighting is blinding his eyes.
THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE SHEEP TO ME.
NOT A PIG
 
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I just seen this, I'm on my way to work. So I will address these things when I get to my desk. All I did was just copy and paste, looks like you copied and pasted too NESHANI. If I must come on here and debate you since you are sticking up for the honor of a pig, then so be it. I will be back on here later.....LOL