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Jun 27, 2002
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SEXY BLACK
Hi, I'm Anna, 31 years old, 5'4, 150 lbs, black hair, and hazel eyes. Release Date 08-2005.

My hobbies are dancing, flea markets, and very romantic evenings for two (YOU & I). Seeking Mr. Right to share my all with long term relationship/marriage. Sincere, honest, open-minded and financially secure.



lol...you gottalove a woman lookin for a financially secure man, and her HOBBIES INCLUDE FLEA MARKETS
 
Apr 25, 2002
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OH SHIT,THIS IS COMEDY...THERE 'S A CHICK FROM MY STATE ON THAT LIST....NAMED TANIESE....LMMFAO...SHES IN HER 40'S AND HAS LIKE 40 YEARS LEFT TO SERVE AND IN HER PROFILE IS SAYS SHES WILLING TO RELOCATE....BITCH GONNA BE LOCKED DOWN FOR 40 MORE YEARS...HOW SHE GONNA RELOCATE.....LMAO GOOD SHIT.
 

askG

Sicc OG
Nov 19, 2002
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fuck that, you know how prisoners work that macaframalama, today you write some hot bitch locked up, tomorrow youll be wanting to marry a bitch digs, sending her money and love letters.
 
May 13, 2002
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i could care less about a description about how they look. i can see that by their picture. i want them to describe to me how they got locked up in the first place. they all acting all innocent n soft n shit in what they want in a man... shiiiet.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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SF Slimm said:
i could care less about a description about how they look. i can see that by their picture. i want them to describe to me how they got locked up in the first place. they all acting all innocent n soft n shit in what they want in a man... shiiiet.

LMFAO..true spit Slimm. Some of these lady are like " I am loving,caring,fun to be around" etc and than you look at their release date and it is in like 20-40yrs away. What that fuck did you do to be getting sent up the river for that long.

Nuttkace
 
Jun 27, 2002
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TRAGIC LOSSES said:
OH SHIT,THIS IS COMEDY...THERE 'S A CHICK FROM MY STATE ON THAT LIST....NAMED TANIESE....LMMFAO...SHES IN HER 40'S AND HAS LIKE 40 YEARS LEFT TO SERVE AND IN HER PROFILE IS SAYS SHES WILLING TO RELOCATE....BITCH GONNA BE LOCKED DOWN FOR 40 MORE YEARS...HOW SHE GONNA RELOCATE.....LMAO GOOD SHIT.

lmao.....
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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The funniest part to me is that all the dudes on Death Row are innocent, awaiting appeals and shit. Some of those ads are straight comedy! I noticed that relocation shit, got a good chuckle. I like the ladies (or men) who are lookin for someone financially secure. That's hilarious. When I get tired of my man (who just got out of the Pen, LOL) I am gettin one off that website!