funny joke

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Apr 25, 2002
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a women goes in to see the doctor, telling the doc that her husband gives her horrible sex. the doctor gives the women some pills saying that "each morning before he goes to work put a pill in his coffee, when he comes home from work he will give u awesome sex". so the women does it the very next day and what do u know she got awesome sex, so the next day she decideds to put 2 in his coffee, and what do u know when he gets home he gives her even better sex. so the next day she decides to put all the pills in his coffee.........phone rings.........."hello 911", "hi this is timmy, my moms dead, my sisters pregnant, my ass hurts and my dads in the car sayin here kitty kitty".