Funniest line and dumbest line said in bay rap history.

[Tycoonin]

Or when she's slurping on my dick and she starts to hum
Stupid Doo Doo Dumb, Stupid Doo Doo Dumb

When you in yo own hood and they ask you where you from
Stupid Doo Doo Dumb, Stupid Doo Doo Dumb

 

[NorCalTitan]

put a egg in your shoe b*tch and beat it -keak da sneak

ill sign an autograph but i aint shakin a niggas hand -geezy of fendi boyz

 

[NorCalTitan]

U are aware that blazay blazay actually has a meaning right ? And kozi is kazi barts aka

Im just trying to point out the keyword mac dre used on the verse, whats the meaning to it? i would never use it in a sentence. yeah i know he was talking about bart but im not trying to look for the cover to make sure i spelled it right, i never even liked the name. im not trying to argue on the net over this.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

this one is kinda long but Mac Dre funny as hell.

"I was drunk then a mothafucka at this hoe house the other week,
Fucked the blood out the bitch, went in the bathroom took a leak.
She said eww you nasty you pee'd on the toilet seat,
Slapped her so hard, the bitch lost her feet,
I said look lady, I dont pee I piss, put me on pee level again and next time its fist."

after that he said "I don't cum, i calm"..........LOL!

 

[nonfiCKtion]

what mess song is it when he said, " Lil wayne said it aint trickin if you got it, I could have a million in my pocket and still take a bitch wallet"?.......hella funny!

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

what mess song is it when he said, " Lil wayne said it aint trickin if you got it, I could have a million in my pocket and still take a bitch wallet"?.......hella funny!

CLASSIC LINE

 

[fillyacup]

ay how that syrup make ya feel?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

"She got the maddest said my names not alice. Alright alice, pick me up from my palace"

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

"They don't want me...they wanna fuck my car."

"Look at these little Victoria Secrets, oh the bitch got the baby blue ones, OH MY GOD...is that a shit stain I see in yo draws..."

"So yeah, all that time when I was wondering to myself "Why this n**** didn't fuck with bitches from Sweet Jimmy's?..Now I know...you ho's be having ZHIT STAINS IN YO PANTIES...EL SHITHEL CAPTON....BITCH WIPE YOUR BUTT BITCH...U UNDERSTAND ME...AFTER YOU FINISH DANCING...YOU SWEATIN'...GOT A LITTLE FRICTION UNDER YOUR LEGS AND SHIT...BITCH WIPE YOUR BUTT"

Messy Marv's funny as fuck man.

LOL THATS A FUNNY ASS SKIT

EVEN DA ONE WHEN HE WAS LIKE BITCH EAT DA POOT

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

can't believe no one mentioned this yet:

"listen, trust me / your face is ugly / i had to talk loud cuz her face was stumping me" -husalah

U MEAN "listen, trust me / your face is ugly / i had to talk loud cuz THE BASS was BUMPING

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

also this whole verse from dre:

"cut the crap, biatch, you can't calm me / i'll slice yo ass thin as salami / not ronnie, bobby, ricky or mike / i go bad like OJ, sav like Ike / gezuntite, so cold ya sneeze / iced out grill, tattoo sleeves / bitch please, me no comprende / all I understand is 'daddy send me' / i drink remy, martin / flows on the cougnut, barking / old school nigga like diador / when i see a whore / i can't ignore / i'm all in her face like an angry coach / serving her potions and antidotes / hop in the range and it's time to go / she do whatever i say, she even be my ho"

classic shit...

CO-SIGN

 

[fillyacup]

he say that line hella time

one he say it

"the bass is thumpin, ya face is ugly, bitch dont say nothin"

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

In the parking lot rollin a blunt (blunt)/in the middle of some funk/Dudes got to dumpin bitches, haulin ass (ass)/Takin off they pumps, fallin in the grass (grass)/Cowards flyin everywhere, fools gettin glassed/while I'm sittin in my Cut' thang, tryin to play
They fuckin up my shit E40

"Pants saggin/ Lookin like I had dookied on myself" E40

Got a "Just say no to drug" bumper sticker on my truck and an American flag
So I can camouflage my image E40

me and my mans be at the grotto
Trying to steal a rich Lucy from a Ricky Ricardo
Fuck a wife I want a hoe that look like Nelly Furtado
To take me skiing in Aspen Colorado
Cash in like the Lotto then pass me the bottle MAC DRE

You beach cruiser loser, stay in the bike lane
Or get ran over, found bent over
You can't be a rapper, you be to damn sober
Your yogurt passed the expiration date MAC DRE

 

[fillyacup]

that whole mac dre song slap

fuck, that whole cd some of his best work

shitonaman KILLIN em still

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

this one is kinda long but Mac Dre funny as hell.

"I was drunk then a mothafucka at this hoe house the other week,
Fucked the blood out the bitch, went in the bathroom took a leak.
She said eww you nasty you pee'd on the toilet seat,
Slapped her so hard, the bitch lost her feet,
I said look lady, I dont pee I piss, put me on pee level again and next time its fist."

CLASSIK MD R.I.P.

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

ya' mans dick lil like flip -messy marv(

ROFL IM IN TEARS THAT SHIT IZ STUPID MESS IS A FOOL

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

strawberry soda, garlic bread, and steak....nickatina

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

CLASSIK MD R.I.P.

which song is that again?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

UN WRAVEL THE BACKWOOD

NIGGA!!


-Dubee

lol the way he says that shit always cracks me up

 

[fillyacup]

which song is that again?

i dont


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