Funniest line and dumbest line said in bay rap history.

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Defy

Defy

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"I love that word Mollywhoppin that's my favorite thing"

"a lot of you niggas claim to be yadadamtalkinbout, nah nigga, you niggas ain't even yadadamean"

"I'm eating steak, she's eating pipe"

Husalah
 
BIGCHILL

BIGCHILL

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Nov 14, 2002
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"sometimes i not my self,im another man,
im a rock star,in another band"...Mac Dre-not my job

the way he "IM ANOTHER MAaAaN" i always laugh when i hear that part...
 
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jabooli

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Dec 17, 2005
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The most recent line I heard that cracked me up was from locksmith on that song Backpack:

"This is for every nigga that ever called me a half breed. Every bitch who ever dissed me and had a bad weave. I hope you choke and you get ahold of some bad weed. I hope you have 10 kids and they dads leave"--lol
 
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big dave

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Aug 15, 2002
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Espiohti said:
messy marv's eat the poot skit on bttr... hahaha shit is hilarious the way yukmouth is laughin in the back...
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that shit has the 3rd most plays on my ipod


this aint a verse but just some random shit mess was sayin in between verses the shit always makes me laugh. its from "I'm a Soldier Boy" off still explosive (excellent album, pick it up if you don't have it)

"Yeah nigga, my niggas play wit K's nigga. Hide in front of a nigga momma house mayne, wait untill the nigga momma come out mayne and DO DAT NIGGA!"
LOL

"i get the muggin niggas so hard they internal bleed" - Laroo

he aint from the bay but this mitchy slick line always makes me laugh.

"my kinfolk he fresh out and he wrong kind too
and aint gotta do shit
but eat, shit, smoke kush, ................
and be ready to knockout a niggas TooF"

i could name hella shit. mostly messy marv tho. That nigga is pure comedy. that murderdog interview had me bustin up
 
fillyacup

fillyacup

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Sep 27, 2004
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that one hus line where he like


"i come thru sippin mai thai, the bitches say oh my this guy is fly, i hop in my european car an drive, i pull up an transform like optimus prime"
 
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Music Nfluenced

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Mar 30, 2006
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Funniest Lines

"They don't want me...they wanna fuck my car."

"Look at these little Victoria Secrets, oh the bitch got the baby blue ones, OH MY GOD...is that a shit stain I see in yo draws..."

"So yeah, all that time when I was wondering to myself "Why this n**** didn't fuck with bitches from Sweet Jimmy's?..Now I know...you ho's be having ZHIT STAINS IN YO PANTIES...EL SHITHEL CAPTON....BITCH WIPE YOUR BUTT BITCH...U UNDERSTAND ME...AFTER YOU FINISH DANCING...YOU SWEATIN'...GOT A LITTLE FRICTION UNDER YOUR LEGS AND SHIT...BITCH WIPE YOUR BUTT"

Messy Marv's funny as fuck man.
 
G RAIDER

G RAIDER

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Dec 19, 2005
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hus had a few lines on a song talkin bout bangin in planes n knockin down towers... when i finnaly realized what he said i was like damn this nigga is ill


all praise sadam huessein/
nigga to claim my gang/
i claim the gang/
nigga we bang the thangs/
niggas bang wit thangs/
nigga we bang in planes/
knockin down towers/
givin lead shower/
comin through gettin money on the block for hours/

- Husalah "Niggas Out There Mine"
 
Sixfivehoe

Sixfivehoe

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Jan 7, 2006
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"My report card used to resemble the logo of Fila, if baby aint fuckin,il make fun of her sneakers, say she aint feel me, so i called her a bitch and threw my middle finger up, when i saw who shes with"- AWAX
 
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scodylan

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Aug 25, 2005
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also this whole verse from dre:

"cut the crap, biatch, you can't calm me / i'll slice yo ass thin as salami / not ronnie, bobby, ricky or mike / i go bad like OJ, sav like Ike / gezuntite, so cold ya sneeze / iced out grill, tattoo sleeves / bitch please, me no comprende / all I understand is 'daddy send me' / i drink remy, martin / flows on the cougnut, barking / old school nigga like diador / when i see a whore / i can't ignore / i'm all in her face like an angry coach / serving her potions and antidotes / hop in the range and it's time to go / she do whatever i say, she even be my ho"

classic shit...
 
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SEVENOSEVEN

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heres some funny lines from husalah

"BITCH i kept talkin shit, mothafuck you damn shit head bitch"-Sleep Wit Da Fishes

"These niggas never see u unless they see u in a chat room, ya come outside oh my goodness the gat BOOM BOOM! blow ya chest wide open, u bitvh ass niggas be hopin that u dont see me (see me), nigga ya dreaming (its dreamy), ill blow a whole up in ya head n make it creamy (creamy)"-Reason Why

"ya shit head ho, we gone get bread tho"-So Ill, So Dope

i kno theres hella more but i cant think of em rit now
 
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the_truth_

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Jan 15, 2006
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NorCalTitan said:
Another funny one is where md was on gunz and roses off uga and yuk said that line sayin something dumb like blazay blazay on his verse like nobody noticed and in the end md was clowinin and said that nigga kozy... wit the blazay blazaaay!!!, you have to listen to it again to really be entertained by that. If you ever noticed, any time someone says something dumb and md is featured on the track he will clown on a subliminal.
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U are aware that blazay blazay actually has a meaning right ? And kozi is kazi barts aka
 
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