FUCKEN COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apr 25, 2002
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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

Can you imagine the look on this bitches face?



bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

HAHAHAH I mean damn


bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
 
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i dunno wat page this shit is originally from, I done got this from another rap forum. Shit i dunno where that dude got it. BUT THIS SHIT IS FUCKEN COMEDY. SHIT HAS MY CRYING EVERYTIME I READ IT!!!!

and i dont laugh at much.
 
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