fucked up

[zebraman]

so im walking across the street today, and a fucking bird flew ino my bald head...flapped its goddam wing right into my cranium...thank god the beak missed

 

[STICK]

so im walking across the street today, and a fucking bird flew ino my bald head...flapped its goddam wing right into my cranium...thank god it didnt shit on my dome

*Fixed.

I left my car windows down sometime last year, and I guess a bird flew through and shit all over some mail/envelopes I had.

 

[Artistic]

ha ha that's like a seinfeld episode where a bird flies into elaines head

yah i watch seinfeld i think it's funny as fuck

 

[IronLungs420]

my grandma use to have this tree in her backyard and there was a couple of bird nests on it. I swear every time we walked anywhere near there them birds would attack us like crazy. finally one day my older cousin shot like 10 of them down with his bb gun. kinda fucked up!

 

[up2nogood]

seinfeld is funny as fuck..

 

[up2nogood]

and wtf is a zebraman

damn we got zebraz on the siccness now

 

[zebraman]

quiet turd lips

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

so im walking across the street today, and a fucking bird flew ino my bald head...flapped its goddam wing right into my cranium...thank god the beak missed

Damn you must have a big ass dome dude, you let p.ellz borrow your hats?

 

[zebraman]

not real big...7 1/2

 

[Gas One]

my grandma use to have this tree in her backyard and there was a couple of bird nests on it. I swear every time we walked anywhere near there them birds would attack us like crazy. finally one day my older cousin shot like 10 of them down with his bb gun. kinda fucked up!

there was a group of birds that did that to me in san francisco. fuckin weird

 

[Shaniac]

little black birds do the same shit to me at the pizza parlor down the road from my place. its kinda scary

 

[NorthBay 415]

GOOD THIMG U WASNT WEARING A WIG

 

[Gas One]

^ lol

 

[Dana Dane]

Who let Boeg back in?

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

there was a group of birds that did that to me in san francisco. fuckin weird

NOT REALLY THAT WEIRD!!! THEY JUST PROTECT'N' THEY YOUNG!!!

I'VE SEEN BLACC CROW SNATCH UP LIL BIRD OUT OF THE NEST!!!
THE PARENTS OF THE LIL BIRD WERE TRYING TO CLAW AND AIR TACKLE THE CROW!!! SHIT WAS CRAZY, A TRAGEDY IN THE ANIMAL WORLD INDEED BUT AS I WALK THROUGH THE PARK EVERYTHING ELSE WAS NORMAL!!!

THAT WAS A TRIP TO ME!!!

 

[saladbowlking]

A FEW YEARS AGO, I WAS DOIN ABOUT A HUNNID DOWN 101 SOUTH WITH MY WINDOW DOWN AND A FUCKIN BUMBLE BEE HIT ME ON THE SIDE OF MY HEAD BY MY EYE AND FELL ON MY LAP DEAD...WHEN I GOT HOME MY SHIT WAS AWL SWOLE AND HAD A BLACK EYE FOR A FEW DAYS....THAT WAS NOT THE BIZNESS....

 

[martin_07n]

yall getting punked by birds lol

 

[Gas One]

yall getting punked by birds lol

 

[POLTERGEIST]

at least u didnt pull a cbrennan