fucked up shit, this would turn dj mark7 into a killer.

[mrtonguetwista]

I would have put the head on a spring.....

So when she opend it ...it would jump out like a jack in the box.....''suprize''

Funniest shit I've read on here in awhile

 

[View 1]

"I felt empty," Crystal told the Star Tribune of Minneapolis. "I couldn't talk to anyone. He was my dog. It was just me and him. ... I told him everything and he never shared any of my secrets."

She told the dog all her secrets, and he never shared them with anyone else.

Im sorry but LMFAO @ that shit!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

I would have sent her the back end. Nobody wants the half with the butthole.

 

[5ive1en]

that's some brotha lynch shit right there

No its not. Brotha Lynch is the type of a nigga to leave a horsehead in yo bed.
Totoally different.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

OK, so if someone cut off my dogs head and mailed it to me in a package, and then I found out who it was and told the police, would I be snitching?

Yes

Would the correct way to handle it be to go cut off HIS dogs head?

No. The idea is you gotta do something worse then what they did to you.

Wouldn't that make me as big of a piece of shit as him?

No, and who cares if it did. Fuck all that, "don't stoop to there level" BS. I see your level and I raise you a broken leg.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

I'd just cut off their newborn baby's head....More shock value

 

[Sr. Chingon]

DAMN
POOR DOGIES

 

[King_Jr]

hahahhaha that shits hella funny for some reason