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600Francisco said:
shit ya'll don't got nothin' on me...told my boss i had to pick up my little brother from school so she let me go, but two days latter on halloween she told me to bring in my brother(just to let you know i have no little brother)so what do i do...bring in my homies son, shit went smooth, i just told the little guy "don't say anything and say i'm your brother"

sometimes when she asks how he's doing i forget that i'm supposed to have a little brother lol oh well

hahaha....you foo for this....
 
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600Francisco said:
shit ya'll don't got nothin' on me...told my boss i had to pick up my little brother from school so she let me go, but two days latter on halloween she told me to bring in my brother(just to let you know i have no little brother)so what do i do...bring in my homies son, shit went smooth, i just told the little guy "don't say anything and say i'm your brother"

sometimes when she asks how he's doing i forget that i'm supposed to have a little brother lol oh well

ahhahahahaahah
 
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i use to tell me old job that i had diarea and i was throwin up alot,u should have told them that u just found out u had aids,

shit ya'll don't got nothin' on me...told my boss i had to pick up my little brother from school so she let me go, but two days latter on halloween she told me to bring in my brother(just to let you know i have no little brother)so what do i do...bring in my homies son, shit went smooth, i just told the little guy "don't say anything and say i'm your brother"

sometimes when she asks how he's doing i forget that i'm supposed to have a little brother lol oh well
1day u just gotta bust out in tears and say he died
 

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Gringo Starr said:
If you already have a bad repoir with your work, it wont matter if your whole family died in a horrific plane crash, they arent gonna a)beleive you or b)care.

Better start lookin for a new job, buddy.
when i worked at fatburger a long ass time ago i had came in late cuz i was sniffin hella yola the night before and i made up some horrible ass excuse about how my brother was in a skateboarding accident and i had to take him to the hospital AAhhAHHahaHahaHHa i got fired like 5 minutes later

didnt even shave or no shit

what a maroon
 
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600Francisco said:
shit ya'll don't got nothin' on me...told my boss i had to pick up my little brother from school so she let me go, but two days latter on halloween she told me to bring in my brother(just to let you know i have no little brother)so what do i do...bring in my homies son, shit went smooth, i just told the little guy "don't say anything and say i'm your brother"

sometimes when she asks how he's doing i forget that i'm supposed to have a little brother lol oh well
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ROFL.

~k.
 
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to the guy that brought in a fake son or was it a lil brother?

what race are you?

it would have been dumass funny to me if u brought in a child that was like the complete opposite race as u,haha
 
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one time I had planned to call in sick on a saturday (I knew they wouldnt give it to me if I requested it) cause I had a big ass dance preformance. I ended up really getting sick as fuck & still had to preform.