Friends with a Hoe-ish Female???

[Defy]

i have a hoe-ish female friend tho.....well.....take away the ish....she's hella funny tho and we have alot in common......she likes to make fun of people, I do too.....she likes to spend money on everything, I like free shit.....she likes to give me way too much money for "gas fade", I have a weed habit.....we're the best of friends!


although as good as she looks I don't think I'd ever want to hit those knowing where they've been....

 

[Defy]

thats fine by me, I'll be eating some red lobster after what she charges you

 

[TRAJIK1]

regardless if she was a fuck-buddy at one point in life you never give up on a real friend.

~k.

REAL TALK!

 

[Don Hollywood Godzilla]

^howd you do that? Did you air her out or what?

I just figured I would come at her correct on an eye to eye level instead of being as asshole about it as usual, and if she doesnt listen when i do that, its no longer my obligation.

 

[Defy]

^^^good shit

 

[emma]

why do you care if she's a hoe, anyway?

you're not fuckin her.

so why does it matter..

i mean, if you're genuinely being a concerned friend and you're worried about her well being, and you're afraid she might get an std or something, i can understand that. because i've been concerned about promiscuous friends in the past. so if you're just trying to look out for her... i can understand that.

but the fact that you don't want to be her friend just because she has a sex life... is stupid. and if that's all it is then you really aren't much of a friend to begin with, because friendship should be unconditional, and if you care about her as a person... who she's fuckin shouldn't matter.

 

[Arson]

we got alot of simps here.

 

[emma]

dont trip on emma, RawLyrixx.
she doesnt have friends.... nor a sex life - she cant relate.

i do have friends.

but yea, no sex life.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

i do have friends.

but yea, no sex life.

You can give me head if you want...

 

[emma]

HAHA, LOSER!


j/k.... that must suck.
like seriously.... it seems depressing. id be all self-concious N shit after not having sex for a long time.

no.. i don't care about the lack of sex.

if i just wanted sex, i could go out and find somebody.

..but i'm not interested in that kind of thing (casual sex).

i'd rather continue to be celibate or whatever until i really get to know a person, and actually be in a relationship.

so yea.

 

[emma]

i believe the correct spelling is masturbation.

 

[Defy]

we could be in a relationship emma....











seriously

































although our relationship would consist of only relations, no talking, unless that talking is either 1 of 3 phrases:
1. do you want me to buy that for you?
2. want me to bring you some food?
3. the royal penis is clean your highness

 

[I AM]

regardless if she was a fuck-buddy at one point in life you never give up on a real friend.

REAL TALK!

A "real friend" wouldn't put you in that position to question if they are your real friend or not. If you have to think about it, they probably aren't your friend.

 

[emma]

that is hella rude/disrespectful.

don't make me find you and kick your ass. seriously, i think you live like down the street from me (you said you like 5 minutes from expression... i live 5 minutes from expression).

therefore, watch your back.

 

[emma]

really familiar with the word, eh?

details.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

 

[emma]

walking distance to on hand dick?

emma... take him up on the offer before Harold tries to.

no.

&... who is harold?

 

[emma]

im trying to get YOUR personal experience/details.

yea i know.

but that's not gonna happen.

 

[Don Hollywood Godzilla]

why do you care if she's a hoe, anyway?

you're not fuckin her.

so why does it matter..

i mean, if you're genuinely being a concerned friend and you're worried about her well being, and you're afraid she might get an std or something, i can understand that. because i've been concerned about promiscuous friends in the past. so if you're just trying to look out for her... i can understand that.

but the fact that you don't want to be her friend just because she has a sex life... is stupid. and if that's all it is then you really aren't much of a friend to begin with, because friendship should be unconditional, and if you care about her as a person... who she's fuckin shouldn't matter.

I treat this situation the same as if my good friend started tweakin or some shit. She's emotionally unstable and shits only making it worse and she's about to drop below 2.0 grade point average...she cant focus, she's a wreck since she started being a lil hoe and its about to ruin that bitches life. Now tell me again im being a dick for trying to set her straight.

 

[I AM]

Why would you want to know how a wildabeast masturbates?

Let me guess, I didnt' spell "wildabeast" right......lol...

 

[emma]

I treat this situation the same as if my good friend started tweakin or some shit. She's emotionally unstable and shits only making it worse and she's about to drop below 2.0 grade point average. Now tell me again im being a dick for trying to set her straight.

well if she is really that emotionally unstable.. it sounds to me like she could use a good friend right now.

don't abandon her in her time of need.