Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Hey bitches! ���� CUMpkin pie ���� lover �� it’s finally HOEvember ������ time to be �� thankful ������ for all that sweet potato �� DICK �������� you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your ���� sexiest ���� �� TURKEY �� sluts in the next �� 1 5 seconds �� or you’ll miss out ���� on the black COCKDAY �������� DEALS!!! ������ if you get FIVE 5️⃣ back then you’re officially �� a �� SEXY STUFFING ���� slut �� who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! ������ if you get t E n 5️⃣➕5️⃣ then you can look forward to ���� a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before ���� and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT (you’ve never heard of that ������������������
WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! 
Why don't you eat your own cum after fapping?
It's so liberating to be able to masturbate anywhere and not have to worry about having something close to hand to wipe up with.
I've often been lay in bed with a wood on thinking about tugging one out only to realize that I have no toilet paper in my room and by the time I've gone to the bathroom to get some, the feeling has gone and instead of having a spontaneous fap, it's now just another boring old planned fap.
If you eat your nut though, you can have a spontaneous tug anywhere and any time, plus it doesn't really taste THAT bad. Once you do it a few times, you stop being grossed out by it.
This is the future my friends.
It's so liberating to be able to masturbate anywhere and not have to worry about having something close to hand to wipe up with.
I've often been lay in bed with a wood on thinking about tugging one out only to realize that I have no toilet paper in my room and by the time I've gone to the bathroom to get some, the feeling has gone and instead of having a spontaneous fap, it's now just another boring old planned fap.
If you eat your nut though, you can have a spontaneous tug anywhere and any time, plus it doesn't really taste THAT bad. Once you do it a few times, you stop being grossed out by it.
This is the future my friends.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I'm fucking sick of it. I'm sick of all this shit. I throw my bed out of my window every other week. I I main Mercy's pussy and I suffer from crippling depression IRL. I'm beginning to have suicidal thoughts, too. Everyone tells me to stop playing with Mercy's pussy if I get so angry at it, but they don't understand shit. Why the fuck does blizzard allow a great fucking pussy on the same woman? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC IS IT, TO HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY JUST SHOOTING MOTHERFUCKING CUM AT YOU ALL AT ONCE?! I'M SICK OF ALL THIS SHIT AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING BOMB BLIZZARD SO THAT I CAN TAKE OVER AND FUCKING REMOVE MERCY FROM THE GAME AND PUT HER IN THE REAL WORLD. I AM TIRED OF THE SHIT BLIZZARD IS PULLING. I HONESTLY ALMOST HUNG MYSELF WHEN THE FUCKING MERCY'S PUSSY NERFS CAME IN, BUT THIS IS REALLY TRIGGERING ME NOW. IF ANYONE HAS CONTACT WITH A BLIZZARD CEO TWEET ME ON TWITTER
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Excuse me.
I have been drunkboarding for 15 years. I am prideful of the fact that I have done so with, for the most part, great skill.
It started as a game in college, where after drinking me and my friends would skateboard and in the parking lots and challenge each other to feats of speed and tricks.
I became so addicted to the ecstasy of drunk-boarding that I have continued it on my own after college for these past several years.
I have been notably injured 12 times since 2006 while drunkboarding. On my most severe, I boarded into a a curb at high speed and went sailing face first into the concrete. I chipped 5 teeth, broke my nose, and got 10 stitches in my forehead.
When I bragged to my co-workers that I received my wounds by drunkboarding they pretended not to be impressed.
Let me tell you I restrict my drunkboarding adventures to empty parking lots or alleys after about 1:00 AM. I drink the vodka in my room starting at 10:00 PM, and by 1:00 AM I am drunk enough to drunk board.
If I am 80 years old one day, on that day I will still be drunkboarding.
Drunkboarding is my main motivation in life.
I have been drunkboarding for 15 years. I am prideful of the fact that I have done so with, for the most part, great skill.
It started as a game in college, where after drinking me and my friends would skateboard and in the parking lots and challenge each other to feats of speed and tricks.
I became so addicted to the ecstasy of drunk-boarding that I have continued it on my own after college for these past several years.
I have been notably injured 12 times since 2006 while drunkboarding. On my most severe, I boarded into a a curb at high speed and went sailing face first into the concrete. I chipped 5 teeth, broke my nose, and got 10 stitches in my forehead.
When I bragged to my co-workers that I received my wounds by drunkboarding they pretended not to be impressed.
Let me tell you I restrict my drunkboarding adventures to empty parking lots or alleys after about 1:00 AM. I drink the vodka in my room starting at 10:00 PM, and by 1:00 AM I am drunk enough to drunk board.
If I am 80 years old one day, on that day I will still be drunkboarding.
Drunkboarding is my main motivation in life.
Hardvapor?hahaha,HKE shoud suck my foot toes,i saw him in one interview yesterday,he is just a kid,a coward british kid,that hides his face,im a grown man,i can fly to london,and kick his butt anytime,same with Wosx,this weak chickens trying to be real men hiding themselves behind masks,they thinking they are Warner,Sony music,but are just a skinny chickens on the backyard with all this Hardvapour bullshit,they are not tuff men,making this garbage,its the most ridiculous and stupid attitude from a musical producer that i saw since Schule here in Germany,where i live,poser s stuff,its not about music anymore,is just a little stupid kid,that not have balls enough to show his face to the public,making nazi breakbeat shit,that is like seapunk queers trying to be hetero conservative metalheads inside a UK stupid have,in your stupid UK,with your stupid drugs,so HKE my germany sausage is going to London to stalk you at your home,and i will give you a big kiss on you mouth...aufwidehesen...