jesus christ man i hope your stomach tears just enough to where you think you can ignore it and not go to the hospital, then it festers and turns into some kind of life threatening wound and you have to be hospitalized, then you make it out of it but that stomach tissue even though it mostly regenerates into new tissue cells its always just slightly corked then eventually it turns into stomach cancer at age 40, but you survive through that after they take your 82% of your stomach out, then you have to spend the rest of your life weighing your food to the exact gram inside of a tiny little 18% stomach sized container, you god damned fat fuck, youd deserve it for being such a fat fuck
never was a fan of jungle juice, way too much sugar. porch crawlers aka porch climbers aka pink pantry droppers taste better and is not as bad as a bangover