Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

got a text from work saying they found someone permanently for this place im covering tonight and supposed to be tomorrow too but now its only tonight. damnit... that's 8 hours of easy OT just gone

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

90 mg medicated gummy bear is on deck!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

friend flaked out on me like a shook bitch

That's fucked up how @nolettuce flaked on you.

 

[Nuttkase]

got a text from work saying they found someone permanently for this place im covering tonight and supposed to be tomorrow too but now its only tonight. damnit... that's 8 hours of easy OT just gone

Show up anyways.

 

[infinity]

you ever type out a long comment then not press send & delete it

 

[nolettuce]

got a text from work saying they found someone permanently for this place im covering tonight and supposed to be tomorrow too but now its only tonight. damnit... that's 8 hours of easy OT just gone

Nah man you tell them that's your shift and the new guy can eat shit and die because he'll probably end up quiting anyway.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

almost bought some beer yesterday but nah I'll wait till next Friday

forget about beer wait till Thanksgiving or Christmas, and drink a single glass of wine

 

[infinity]

Was nolettuce the shook bitch noshow @BUTCHER 206

 

[BUTCHER 206]

you ever type out a long comment then not press send & delete it

yeah actually i just typed like 2 paragraphs talking about the whole going down to south park then waiting around like wtf but then was like, ah who gives a shit, delete

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Was nolettuce the shook bitch noshow @BUTCHER 206

no

i dont even think nolettuce follows baseball, and if he does i doubt he follows the mariners

he's probably a texas rangers fan

 

[nolettuce]

Was nolettuce the shook bitch noshow @BUTCHER 206

Added to the narc list.

 

[infinity]

I'll drink a single box of wine, thanks. It's only 5 liters

 

[BUTCHER 206]

so i got a pack of salami and pepperoni, some carved ham, a huge 1lb block of tillamook cheese and i only bought that much cheese because it was only 4.99 but it was a mistake because now that'll probably dominate my life for the next month trying to eat it all, and two butter croissants

wat do

 

[infinity]

Don't ever quote me or my son ever again

 

[BUTCHER 206]

so i got a pack of salami and pepperoni, some carved ham, a huge 1lb block of tillamook cheese and i only bought that much cheese because it was only 4.99 but it was a mistake because now that'll probably dominate my life for the next month trying to eat it all, and two butter croissants

wat do

Don't ever quote me or my son ever again

food should taste good multigrain tortilla chips and tribe garlic and herb hummus on deck

 

[infinity]

Eat everything you have in one sitting

 

[drunkaholic707]

for real who the fuck orders a "Super burrito" then complains it was no good? that shit doesn't exist in mexican food that shits a fucking affront against nature. "i want cheese and avocado and lettuce and tomato in my burrito" -retards

What kinda cracka ass super burritos do you order that put lettuce and tomato go eat your chipotle and catch e-coli gringo

 

[infinity]

Then throw it all up into a flat plastic container and stick it in the work freezer. Wait till a hot day when people leave their windows cracked and slide the frozen disc into a coworker's car

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

i live like 7 minutes from the airport but im not going there lol fuck that

But i challenge you to a duel

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Then throw it all up into a flat plastic container and stick it in the work freezer. Wait till a hot day when people leave their windows cracked and slide the frozen disc into a coworker's car

id rather buy a cheap gas siphon pump, then pry their gas tank open with a crow bar and break their locked gas cap off, shatter their rear passenger window with a multitool, pump the gas directly from the tank into their back set then ignite it by throwing a road flare all in the process of 10-15 seconds