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BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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Fucking pisses me off people are so disorganized though, it took me over 3 minutes to find the elevator keys what kind of piece of shit doesn't put keys back once they're done. Shit was an emergency and i needed those keys NOW not 3 minutes from now. Stupid fucking idiots
 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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Seattle, WA
"oh im sorry you waited so long that your kid started crying and your wife almost went into an anxiety attack, you see someone tookthe elevator keys from the lockbox and left them in the desk in a pile of 20 other keys and sone paperclips and thumb tacks cause they didn't want to walk 8 feet and put them in the #3 slot under "elevator keys" "
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
I was talking to the Kone dude fixing one of our escalators awhile back and he was down in the platform part up top and was kinda pointing out and showing me how all the shit works. Was pretty cool. Asked him if he's seen some gnarly shit and he said a few digits a year, mostly toes, sometimes fingers, almost always kids.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
We had this huge woman in a motorized scooter accidently reverse, like literally a foot, instead of going forward and she hit the wall so hard, and cause she was so fat, somehow caused the elevator to sink down past the first floor (which luckily she was on and not the 3rd floor which is probably actually really about 6-7 stories high) and she couldn't get out so the fire department had to come hoist her out with something that looked like they should have on the side of a rescue helicopter. I wasn't there for that but we watched it on the security cameras it was all pretty amusing.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,739
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at the welfare mall
Another time some dumbass was trying to pry the doors open while the elevator was moving for whatever reason and they slammed shut on like four of his fingers and broke them and this caused the elevator to stop mid floor and he was stuck with his broken fingers in the door for like 20-30 minutes before the fire department could get him out and I'm gonna say he deserved that. From what I understand Regal made him pay for the repairs too lol
 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
12,268
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Seattle, WA
Another time some dumbass was trying to pry the doors open while the elevator was moving for whatever reason and they slammed shut on like four of his fingers and broke them and this caused the elevator to stop mid floor and he was stuck with his broken fingers in the door for like 20-30 minutes before the fire department could get him out and I'm gonna say he deserved that. From what I understand Regal made him pay for the repairs too lol
lol

This one dummy that used to live here got into the elevator drunk with some of his friends, like 15ppl,and they started jumping and broke it. They drank 2 fifths while trapped for two hours he ended up paying $2,500 in total. He also got drunk once and broke this vase in a common area on camera and they sued him for $9,000 and won. Dude was a dumbass like 19 yrs old