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BUTCHER 206

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Is this real life? Sitting here talking about stomach acid issues? lol fuck

Next thing you know I'll be bringing up the weather for small talk.

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I bring up the weather like a minimum of 3 times a day, and the second i start doing it im like "damnit im doing it again" lol
 
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I bring up the weather like a minimum of 3 times a day, and the second i start doing it im like "damnit im doing it again" lol
That's one of the things I'm regretting about letting my dad move in to this house lol

Dude doesn't shut the fuck up about the weather. Even before he moved here he would call me on the phone and the first thing dude would talk about is the fucking weather lol

Now any time I make an appearance downstairs to grab a drink or something I gotta get sucked in to a 5 minute conversation about random weather that isn't even here. I'll grab a drink and next thing you know I hear "The weather in Wyoming is getting pretty bad right now, they say it's gonna be a few inches of snow blah blah blah". I just think to myself like "brruuuuuuh why the fuck do you think I give a fuck about Wyoming weather?" lol

But I don't really know this dude all that well yet, so I would feel like a dick telling him to shut up about the weather lol
 
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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Seattle, WA
Buy a broken hearing aid for cheap and when they start talking do that weird moan howl that totally deaf people do and look all confused.
That's always my excuse when i don't hear something right from a random person and im just like "Yes" "Huh? I asked what type of cheese you wanted" raise the volume of my voice to a ridiculous level "OH. PEPPERJACK, SORRY IM PARTIALLY DEAF I GOT INTO A BAD CAR ACCIDENT THAT FUCKED ME UP FAM I DIDN'T HEAR YOU"