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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I know its stupid but i focused in on that one dude saying "elephant tusk on the cartiers got me looking intelligent"

And the other dude said "and its no pig in my breakfast"

like whoa whoa, get on the same page you two. Love all animals. It's probably that dumb "pigs are filthy animals" muslim bullshit he was talking about but I dunno it threw off my whole train of thought lol
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Like that dude probably loves chicken because most people do; chicken will literally kill you just touching it lol its so fucking dirty compared to pork. And trichinosis, the disease people used to get from undercooked pork and probably the whole reason for muslims not eating pork has been all but eradicated anyway its a dumb ass medieval fear like you might as well be hanging up garlic bulbs to ward off vampires if you avoid pork because the Muslim faith says so its pretty much just as retarded
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I need to get a good chunk of pork tenderloin in my life. I'm not really willing to buy a 2-4lb one then deal with eating it multiple times over a few days maybe ill go to a restaurant on my days off get a pork loin dish with some shit im not willing to cook and put time into like roasted vegetables
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Consuming two more dates

These little things are 140 calories for two that's crazy man. They might actually have more calories per weight than just eating straight up table sugar lol. Much better though dates are pretty good... So are figs
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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This dude who worked at the Roosevelt hotel slaughtered a hog once and brought in the backstrap his wife prepared it was so simple yet so insanely good. I lost the recipe but i know it had brown sugar and cinnamon which sounds weird, but was perfect. Maybe soy and garlic and something else it was only like 5-6 ingredients im trying to find a restaurant that has something like that
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Went into the garage and sneezed and i heard someone full on sprint out of the garage and slam out of a side door to the street. Was like wtf and reviewed the footage all there was was me walking around

So apparently this place is haunted or im delusional