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Can't believe Mirra dome'd himself. If a young white businessman with a wife and 2!daughters and plenty of money and the coolest friends ever how is regular retard supposed to survive #thanksdave

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Maybe Mixerr could do a review on how retards are supposed to survive.

 

[drunkaholic707]

Can't believe Mirra dome'd himself. If a young white businessman with a wife and 2!daughters and plenty of money and the coolest friends ever how is regular retard supposed to survive #thanksdave

News flash we all are gonna eventually die

 

[Mac Jesus]

News flash we all are gonna eventually die

Show me scientific evidence that this is true or you're a fucking liar.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I need you Tinashe, and if it's quite all right/
I need you Tinashe, to warm a lonely night/
I love you Tinashe...trust in me when I say/
Oh pretty Tinashe, don't bring me down I pray/
Oh pretty Tinashe, now that I found you, stay/
And let me, love you/
Tinashe, let me love you...oh baby/

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkfKGzX7rEw"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkfKGzX7rEw[/ame]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Can't believe Mirra dome'd himself. If a young white businessman with a wife and 2!daughters and plenty of money and the coolest friends ever how is regular retard supposed to survive #thanksdave

probably brain damage from heavy drinking and probably cocaine and repeated concussions lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

but i dont know dave mirra is maybe he was an advocate for a straight edge lifestyle or something and i was out of bounds; my bad @ dave mirra, RIP.

 

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[drunkaholic707]

Show me scientific evidence that this is true or you're a fucking liar.

Ask your mom

 

[BUTCHER 206]

this allen wrench is straight up headies all the way this is awesome. shit fucking reeks too smoking at work might be a problem...

 

[drunkaholic707]

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

That bitch got long ass sideburns...

 

[ant_johnson_16]

This Popeyes on point.

 

[ant_johnson_16]

There's just never enough Popeyes.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Congrats on breaking the 200 mark Butcher, I have 300 more lbs to go to make it there. Maybe by July though (that's my goal).

That's 145 days, if you cut down to 1500 calories you can create a deficit (at 5'1 500lbs) of 2100 calories a day. 304,500 calories would translate to roughly 87 pounds. I'm sorry, but it's just not possible... safely at least.


If you're serious, I'm going to need you to cut down to 300 calories a day, and start ingesting 25mg ephedrine, 200mg caffeine, and an 81mg st joseph enteric coated aspirin every 4 hours, from now until July. That's also not going to be enough unfortunately, so you need to start exercising. I suggest 3 hours of elliptical cardio a day.

You can do it, don't give up.

 

[drunkaholic707]

Ok

 

[ant_johnson_16]

Fuck a diet breh

 

[BUTCHER 206]

And drink lots of diet coke @Mac Jesus , shits my secret weapon (don't tell anyone this is just between best friends no homo)

 

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Mark Twain says that's gayest

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Youre moms gay