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Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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troythemac said:
I brought a grapefruit to work and it turns out there's no sugar so I used salt it tastes hella weird lol
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Don't use salt, that's weird. Just peel ALL the pulp off and eat it with nothing. Also, it'd be cool if you could send me my royalty check because I don't have a job and or money because I spent it all on my galaxy s6.
 
Hood Rat Matt

Hood Rat Matt

aka Goodfella (since '02)
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you know how when you know someone is treating you to lunch, you kinda don't eat so you can have maximum enjoyment? Well this punk ass lady in the portfolio mgmt dept (last minute) said she has too much work to do, so the whole thing got cancelled. We're supposed to go tomorrow. What really pisses me off though, is that she's now bullshitting with another lady about recipes, sales at ann taylor, and their sons' schools. I'm feeling violent now
 
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Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole​
 
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