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Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
May 31, 2003
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So I ran to the store to grab a drink and I see this fat bitch walking out so I stop to talk to her.

I say "Hey, you look adorable my name is Mac Jesus, nice to meet you"

she smiles tells me her name so I say

"The reason I stopped you is cuz I thought your cellulite looks amazing, i'm in a hurry but lets exchange numbers and maybe I can check out how that shit bounces later tonight"

she walked away breh's.

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