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Timbaland's wife has filed for divorce ... TMZ has learned ... and she's not only demanding that he foot the bill for their kid, she wants him to pay for a kid he didn't even father.

Monique Mosley says in her divorce docs -- obtained by TMZ -- that although she and Timbaland have been married for 5 years, they've been a couple for twice that time. In addition to their 5-year-old daughter, Monique has a 10-year-old from another relationship.

So why, you ask, is she asking for child support for both kids? Monique says Timbaland is the daddy by default, since he's "publicly and privately proclaimed this child as his own."

But that's not all. Monique wants alimony, life insurance, private school, vacations, summer camp and other expenses. She says she's so strapped for cash, she had to borrow money from a friend to pay her lawyer. She wants Timbaland -- who's worth around $80 mil -- to foot the lawyer's bill.

One more thing. She wants to get Timbaland coming and going. In the alimony department, she says she wants money while divorce proceedings are pending, she wants a lump sum, she wants "rehabilitative alimony," and permanent alimony.



lol and she will most likely get every thing she wants
 

Nuttkase

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This bum that we all call Jumpy because he is always kinda jumping, hopping, or skipping around, even when staying in one spot, just showed back up again today after vanishing for about two months. I figured he was dead seeing he's in at least his 60s. Kinda happy he's not because he's been jumping around out there as long as I've worked here so would be weird for him not to be lol.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Well besides that he's one of those pretty lowkey bums who usually scurries off if anything happens or the cops are around. I know he's been in the area for over 20 years one of our off duty officers told me. I'm sure he's known by all of them but he's not the type wandering around drunk or harrasing people. Not that either of those are reasons to shoot someone and I know what you are refering to with that statement.

I'm pretty sure he's a crackhead, hence all the jumping lol.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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90% of the time he's in front of my job or The Cheesecake Factory asking for money with his cup out. He'll start to ask me for change when I'm walking by, notice who I am and it will be like "Can you spa--ohhhhh ahahaa hey hey hey ooooohhhoooyoooo" and weird crackhead noises because I've kicked him out of our lobby numerous times over the years. He's harmless though. A 10 year old girl could probably kick his ass honestly haha.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Do you nkow the guy nacho was talking about that 0R0 @0R0 @'d us about?
Nah. I mean literally what he tweeted could be dozens of bums around here really, or anywhere for that matter. It was pretty vague and sounded like pretty typical bum behaviour honestly lol.