Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Beer me.

 

[Cut-Throat]

dont do blow when you gotta get up at 7... just a tip

 

[Nuttkase]

Yeah just keep snorting.

 

[Nuttkase]

#slap

 

[Cut-Throat]

cool story bro moment...

tonight my homie who is about 5'6'', beat the shit out of this cat who was being annoying all night, then i told his friend he needed to leave the bar with his friend and i got him almost to the door and he turned around and said somethin and i shoved him towards the door and he fell. then i picked him by his neck and ran him into the wall Al Bundy style and choke slammed him in the gutter.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

O fo real

 

[jake921660]

Eat veggies for 2 weeks straight, while working out... you lose over 10 pounds.

losing weight has more to do with how much you eat than what you eat #fact #fuckveggies

 

[jake921660]

Oh my lawd I just sold a ticket to the finest East Indian girl I've ever seen in actual person. I wish I could have taken pictures with my eyeballs.

http://www.google.com/glass/start/what-it-does/

 

[jake921660]

although saying "take a picture" while looking at someone might be a dead give away

 

[ELPOLLITO]

You have to be in a caloric deficit to lose weight , but eating like shit makes it harder puta

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Eating fast digestive carbs and sugars puts your body in a fat storage mode
Consuming a lot of salt make you retain liquid
So on and so

 

[jake921660]

i know breh. ive done more research on muscle gains in the past couple of months than i ever did during a full semester at uni lol. i was just making a point that a vegetarian diet would suck ass

 

[ELPOLLITO]

How is the health care system in Aussie land

 

[jake921660]

imo its great. go to the doctor and just sign a slip of paper and its all sorted. no payment or anything.

 

[jake921660]

ive shared this story on here before but i have crohns disease which is kept under control only by a $2000 a month medication. i get it for 30 bucks a month.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

How do brehs feel about universal healthcare

 

[drunkaholic707]

how much money have you invested in trying to fix your corked knee

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Our healthcare is so fucked up

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Doctors in merica keep you alive just to ensure you get the bill

 

[drunkaholic707]

yeah we have horrible healthcare add in a stupid ass president with obama care i spent 7 hours in hospital only to wake up to a $14,000 hospital bill not to mention they try and charge you $2,000 to get your stitches removed