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I knew you'd tell a joke eventually if i kept telling you to; thanks


OK FINE I'll tell a joke

I went down to the farmer's market and they had a fresh batch of cucumbers and my first thought was "I can't take Kathy Griffin's career up my ass" in 1987 but then I moonwalked into a bottle of Bacardi Rum ad a tribute to Saddam Hussein
 

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FREE BUTCHER206
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So Obama and Sway are riding a tandem bicycle and hit a pothole and crash. A pickup truck pulls up and Benjamin Bratt asks if they're alright. One of the tires is mangled so they ask for a ride. "Sure, toss the bike in the back with the bowling balls." Sway and Obama are struggling with trying to load the bike on top of the huge bowling ball pile when suddenly a cop pulls up and shoots them both dead.

"Christ! What'd you do that for!" Bratt yells.
"Two of these here eggs done hatched and they were already stealing bikes!"
 

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
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Just slammed down on a chicken teriyaki rice bowl and an order of shrimp tempura from Midori Japanese Cuisine, one of Cut-Throat @Cut-Throat 's (R.I.P.) favorite restaurants that he recommended to me, #abc twice (chicken/crustaceans) #thanku.