Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

"but you can't just get my keys?"

"no. They're locked in a safe. I can't get into a safe im sorry"

"but can't you call anyone?"
"no im sorry, there's no one to call i have no way to contact the concierge and the only thing i can do is refer you to a locksmith "

" but you can't get the keys though? Isnt there someone we can call" - repeat literally 20+ times

I think all these people are on acid i feel like this isn't even real life

 

[BUTCHER 206]

My pizza is probably weird now from just sitting there unrefigerated for an hour i hope it doesn't collapse / fall apart

That was pretty much the absolute last of my money too

 

[Shaniac]

Dank season!

 

[BUTCHER 206]

That looks nice

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Please Lord just let me cook this pie with no more interruptions

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I just want to feel pizzas warm loving embrace is that so much to ask

 

[Shaniac]

I've got three of my four plants hanging in the spare bedroom, my house smells great! It's a good thing the fourth plant can go longer too, I'm running out of space to hang them in that room. Good problem to have.

 

[Shaniac]

#Recreational

 

[infinity]

 

[infinity]

I GOT THE JUICE!

 

[infinity]

Please Lord just let me cook this pie with no more interruptions

 

[infinity]

IM KNOWN AS A VETERAN YO BITCH GIVE ME DAPS

 

[infinity]

IF YOU AINT FROM MY HOOD YOU CAN GET FROM ROUND HERE
CUZ WE GON SMOKE HYDRO AND WE GON DRINK BEER

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Yes

A resident just gave me $20 and said i was good people and they appreciate me

That's awesome because i blew that money on fatburger earlier and needed that for gas lol

 

[infinity]

Yes

A resident just gave me $20 and said i was good people and they appreciate me

That's awesome because i blew that money on fatburger earlier and needed that for gas lol

Hell yeah. I appreciate and support you too but I'll show you by slapping you in the face. A direct backhand that would knock you out. Nahmsayin

YEEN NARF MEMPHIS LIKE ME

 

[infinity]

Do you do the crossword puzzle

 

[infinity]

JASOOOOOON DERUUUULOOOOO

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Do you do the crossword puzzle

Nah

 

[infinity]

It's fun tbh

 

[infinity]

the NY Times crossword makes me feel like a retard lol. I can usually get like 35%