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[BUTCHER 206]

That makes sense cuz you're used to the lower standards that we have here. People look at me cockeyed when I asked for corned beef lol. The Midwest makes corned beef into a delicacy, same with New York.




Don't even get me started on the hotdog situation here lol. It's like a different universe, where in Chicago there are hotdog stands on every corner, polish dogs, Italian, etc etc etc to here where it's nearly nonexistent besides the few stands by clubs in pioneer square (philly cheese on a hot dog wtf Seattle!).

I pretty much recognize that the corned beef / pastrami here sucks, based on the fact people really hammer in how much better Katz and other places dotted along the east / midwest are completely different than anything anywhere and vastly superior. That's alright though I love smoked salmon I'm fine with that being our thing or whatever the hell seattle's thing is lol

Also recognize the hotdog situation is pretty bad. But I don't mind those philly cheese hotlinks from those pioneer street vendors one of my friends girlfriends sometimes drives down there at night to buy them, like a weirdo

 

[2-0-Sixx]

"I don't live in Mukilteo which is basically a semi nicer version of Lynnwood I actually live in Lynnwood!"

Can you get a hand job from an Oriental sex slave at a massage parlor in Mukilteo, no? Then fuck off!

 

[Nuttkase]

Semi nicer? Lol

Yes. Marginally.

 

[Nuttkase]

Anything north of Edmonds (which also sucks) is basically a shithole. And I don't mean because it's poor. Just a shitty place. Wallow in your suburban wasteland strip mall living!

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I agree with Nuttkase because I can't trust @nolettuce , now that I know hE'S A QUITTER

 

[nolettuce]

Again, lol

 

[nolettuce]

I agree with Nuttkase because I can't trust @nolettuce , now that I know hE'S A QUITTER

You want on the narc list I'll narc you out so fast? No whomever

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I pretty much recognize that the corned beef / pastrami here sucks, based on the fact people really hammer in how much better Katz and other places dotted along the east / midwest are completely different than anything anywhere and vastly superior. That's alright though I love smoked salmon I'm fine with that being our thing or whatever the hell seattle's thing is lol

That's right, the seafood here is obviously vastly superior to the Midwest so it's decent trade off. Salmon obviously, Trout, etc. Also Alaskan King crab is like nothing you could ever get in Chicago, but my god it's getting ridiculously expensive. I remember you could sometimes get it on sale for $9.99/lb at Safeway or Costco. Now it's always about $24.99/lb, which is like one leg lol fuck

Also recognize the hotdog situation is pretty bad. But I don't mind those philly cheese hotlinks from those pioneer street vendors one of my friends girlfriends sometimes drives down there at night to buy them, like a weirdo

It's not bad when you're drunk in fact they are pretty good drunk but it makes no god damn sense!

 

[Nuttkase]

Anything north of Shoreline should be leveled and they should start over fresh again. Give it another try.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

That's right, the seafood here is obviously vastly superior to the Midwest so it's decent trade off. Salmon obviously, Trout, etc. Also Alaskan King crab is like nothing you could ever get in Chicago, but my god it's getting ridiculously expensive. I remember you could sometimes get it on sale for $9.99/lb at Safeway or Costco. Now it's always about $24.99/lb, which is like one leg lol fuck



It's not bad when you're drunk in fact they are pretty good drunk but it makes no god damn sense!

Oh god lol... try walking through pikes place these days you'll see that shit at like $40-50 a pound for those monstrous king crab legs

 

[BUTCHER 206]

That's right, the seafood here is obviously vastly superior to the Midwest so it's decent trade off. Salmon obviously, Trout, etc. Also Alaskan King crab is like nothing you could ever get in Chicago, but my god it's getting ridiculously expensive. I remember you could sometimes get it on sale for $9.99/lb at Safeway or Costco. Now it's always about $24.99/lb, which is like one leg lol fuck



It's not bad when you're drunk in fact they are pretty good drunk but it makes no god damn sense!

Oh god lol... try walking through pikes place these days you'll see that shit at like $40-50 a pound for those monstrous king crab legs

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Anything north of Edmonds (which also sucks) is basically a shithole. And I don't mean because it's poor. Just a shitty place. Wallow in your suburban wasteland strip mall living!

But it gets worse the farther you go in any direction. Monroe for example. Anytime I feel like Lynnwood is bad I remember the shithole that is Monroe. Everyone from there is literally retarded. Come to think of it most all Washington sucks.

 

[InfamousICON]

Sicc aid's in full effect

 

[infinity]

My bad

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Ep 3 of got for this season.

 

[InfamousICON]

Passed the background checks for both these jobs I got hired for. Bout to be doing in home tech support for these eses https://hellotech.com/ and delivering packages for Amazon Prime Now.

 

[infinity]

Hell yeah, congrats man

 

[InfamousICON]

These jobs are dope cause I get to pick when I work and the pay is great, so I can be a lazy fuck and only work like 4 hours a day and still do well lol

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

You should sell crack on the side!

 

[InfamousICON]

Just ordered some pizzas from the vato Hungry Howie