Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Well my mom bought it and gave it to her but she still likes to make believe she actually picked me up presents for Christmas and my birthday like I'm totally oblivious to the fact that she's 94 and doesn't leave her building except to go gambling once a month lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Hmm reading that back to myself now is actually kinda sad lol love you grandma <3

 

[BUTCHER 206]

It'd end up like, a huge oil hit or three at 1130pm,then at 1230 130 230 300 330 500 getting ripped all night at work lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm going to hang out with your grandma what's her address

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm going to become her designated provider and move in then start a Craigslist weed delivery service

 

[Nuttkase]

You know, I don't know. I've never sent her anything seeing she lives like 4 blocks away.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You know, I don't know. I've never sent her anything seeing she lives like 4 blocks away.

Get it then mail flowers

 

[Nuttkase]

Go get some hard cider you still got 24 minutes.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Thinking about buying some expensive artisan cured ham or some kind of mother theresa $10 for 3oz type shit, some artisan cheese like maybe something creamy or some mozz, sone fresh sweet basil, and a tomato make like a sort of caprese sammich hybrid on a couple of those Schwartz brothers bakery butter croissants. Halved and evoo then lightly toasted


Yeah that's going to be seriously dank worth waiting until 8am for sustenance lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Something like this.... Fuck Yeah

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Can most people even bite into sweet basil or tomato and truly, truly respect and appreciate them? I don't think so. I think it's above and beyond their limited and stilted comprehension, so they'll come in later be like "fuck ah tomato" and other mouth-breather statements along those lines, and their opinions will hold no relevance, per usual lol

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[Nuttkase]

Can't do raw tomatoes unless it's like salsa or pico de gallo.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Think im going to aim for 150lbs start wearing hoodies with too long of sleeves with thumb holes and one of those studded emo belts and tiny black jeans

 

[Nuttkase]

Or if they are sun-dried I guess that's technically raw?

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[Nuttkase]

Just ate a medicated gummy bear and down to my last deuce deuce

 

[Nuttkase]

I feel like I should be more wasted than I am but this 22 is 9.3% and I also feel like it could quite possibly push me over the point of not remembering writing this.