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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
I was 10

What the hell was i doing at ten

Probably riding bikes and burning shit
Setting shit on fire when you were a kid and weren't supposed to have a lighter was the best. When I was around 10 or 11 me and this kid DJ tried to take on a huge beehive behind his apartment with a couple cans of Aqua Net and crack lighters and the queen flew out on fire and straight at us which made all the other bees do the same and we got stung like fucking crazy. It was summer and like 80 out and his mom came home to him in sweatpants and me wearing one of his sweaters and we tried to make like nothing happened but he couldn't even sit down because they got him all up and down the back of his legs and underside of his thighs. I mostly got hit in the arms. Eventually after us acting weird for a few minutes she was just like "What the fuck did you two do now?" lol
 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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^ lol hell yeah

One time i mixed like ammonia and gas and all this shit together in a empty gallon milk jug which looking back was a terrible idea in itself, but then i wrapped it in foil and made like a tissue fuse, and set it by this business by my house then lit it and ran expecting it to blow up in a huge fireball. It just melted the jug and spread out like a lake of fire, and was draining into this mini manhole cover where they filled oil lol, i kicked it away and it caught my shoe on fire then hid when some ppl who worked there came out like who the fuck did this

Fun times
 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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I remember when my friends dumb ass brother and his friend burned down their house lol i think i was like 8 and they were like 14. They found all these boxes of playboy's somewhere then stashed them in the garage, then got paranoid about being caught so they decided to set a burn barrel up in the garage then burn them all with gas. They used way too much gas and it was like a bomb going off then one of them kicked like a nearly full 5gal thing of gas over and the garage went up, spread to a tree then to the house and roof and since they were hoarders that shit couldn't be put out lost the whole house lol.

We had walked like fucking 3 miles in 90degree weather to go to the only place hella far away that sold choco-tacos and were coming back like "whoa look at all that smoke" "whoa look at all those firetrucks" "i think they're all over by your house" damn that walk was trippy lol