Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[DaGrimProphet]

Man I just remembered American schools don't have half term so yall prolly don't realise I got no school this week. There ain't shit to do. I got a shitload of school work, a really fucking huge amount, but I'm procrastinating like a MF cuz I really got no motivation right now. Can't be fucked to study either, yet I'm pretty nervous about these AS-level exams. But there is literally nothing else to do. Today I sat on my ass in my room all day listening to music and checking the siccness. I spent the last hour playing the songs "It's Supposed To Bubble" by UGK, "Smokin That Weed" by the Odd Squad, and "T.R.O.Y." by Pete Rock & CL Smooth on loop at least 10 times.

Anybody on google hangout available to chat?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

FUCK YOU!!!!!

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Egyptian Fayoumis are considered the roadrunner chicken:

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Well then, I presume you're not available to webcam chat.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

man i miss football

 

[Mac Jesus]

I dont know what a webcam is

 

[DaGrimProphet]

I dont know what a webcam is

It's what spiders use to take pictures

 

[BUTCHER 206]

wtf is up with this orangutan

man that fucking thing is too smart man someone should kill it, look at it fucking creepy as fuck fuck that thing man

 

[DaGrimProphet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqOz_LhzXoo

wtf is up with this orangutan

man that fucking thing is too smart man someone should kill it, look at it fucking creepy as fuck fuck that thing man

That's one creepy looking Orangutan.

Fucking Australians, bunch of Rolf Harris's

 

[Mac Jesus]

That reminds me of the time a group of orangutans attacked me while i was doing helicopter work in the middle of no where and all i had was bear spray to defend myself. It was windy that day.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

That reminds me of the time a group of orangutans attacked me while i was doing helicopter work in the middle of no where and all i had was bear spray to defend myself. It was windy that day.

I'm sorry to hear you were raped by a pack of wild orangutan's

 

[DaGrimProphet]

That reminds me of the time a group of orangutans attacked me while i was doing helicopter work in the middle of no where and all i had was bear spray to defend myself. It was windy that day.

I never know if you're kidding or telling the truth lol

 

[Mac Jesus]

I never know if you're kidding or telling the truth lol

Ask butcher. Hes analyzed everything ive said and knows me better than anyone. Almost.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

He's always lying unless it's about his work then it's like a 85% chance it's true. Becoming successful is what drives him and he wants to be known as having become successful.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Ask butcher. Hes analyzed everything ive said and knows me better than anyone. Almost.

You're cool man, wanna kick it with me and smoke weed?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Lol i never even got accepted into archaeology school

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Smokin dat weed, feelin fine/
Got me a 40 and a fat ass dime

Man I listened to this song so many fucking times now lol

 

[Mac Jesus]

Tbh fam my name is jeremy and i work in IT

 

[Mac Jesus]

I just got offered a sweet job to set up the CATI system for a new call center opening up in edmonton. Alberta is trying to diversify away from oil and become a key player in the out sourced customer service call centre industry. I think im going to make a lot of money doing that.

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

You'll make more money selling and smoking crack