wps - mueslix, granola, physiluim husk to keep them regular, bagels, spinach and artichoke dips.
"fuckin granola ass niggas" is what i used to call white people, lol.
a big one white people love is carmelized onions.
chicken picatta in white wine chardonnay sauce reduction.
any kind of food that has the word "napa" on it - white people eat that shit up. napa chicken spread that has chicken almonds and cranberries and celery with of course white peoples favorite food mayonnaise.
any kind of food that after they eat it, they come up with some fantabulous words to describe what they ate - that was "delish, delightful, wonderful" like the food was sent down to earth from the clouds.
anything with the word "organic"
basically anything that is froo froo aka light and fluffy.
white people like burritos, but it has to be california style burritos, not taqueria style burritos.
california style burritos are juicer, not as stuffed. a california burrito when you bite into it, you get juices running down the burrito and into your mouth, wtf.
whereas, taquiria style burritos are stuffed and filled and they are not juicy when you bite into them, the moisture you get form a taquaria style burrito is from the sour cream and the guacamole and taht is it and that is the way a REAL BURRITO should be.
white people love their fish tacos and the fish better be sustainable, not form a fish farm.
that and they love anything that is white. white drapes, white linens, things that are pure as snow and their baby soft asses. they are so fuckin fragile, you better be frank and to the point, no funny style shit.
and you wonder why white people become serial killers over time and not just mass murders on a one night killing spree. cuz they lead a near perect life in their near perfect world and if you fuck it up for them, then everybody dies one by one.
dont fuckin push white people to the edge.
