Females - Whens the last time you sucked some dick?

[JLMACN]

come on....

let it be known.

sorry VINN...this is more entertaining...

5000

 

[Dana Dane]

I'll bite-no pun intended. I'm married, so I ain't gotta do it that often, but I would say it was the weekend of my anniversary, the 14th or 15th.

 

[JLMACN]

your married so you aint gotta do it that often?

dayme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5000

 

[Dana Dane]

Yeah, that's one of the things they don't tell you until AFTER your married...ORal sex is for sepcial occasions only....

....or drunken nights in the shower, but that's another story!

 

[GHP]

^I hope my girl doesn't try to adopt that philosophy when we get hitched she don't do it that much anyways cuz she can barley get that shit in her mouth and it makes her jaw click outta place

 

[Dana Dane]

Its pretty much unavoidable. Its one of the things girls learn at their wedding showers. Why do you think men arent invited? Lucky for my husband, I didn't have my shower til 6 months AFTER we got married. Boy, was he in for a surprise!!

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

You would think too with the amount of experience and male recipients you have had he would be more assertive about getting it from you more regularly.

 

[Dana Dane]

Couldn' thave said it better myself, WD.

 

[Gawd Sadist]

Its pretty much unavoidable. Its one of the things girls learn at their wedding showers. Why do you think men arent invited? Lucky for my husband, I didn't have my shower til 6 months AFTER we got married. Boy, was he in for a surprise!!

It's stuff like that that creates distrust and prejudice between genders. Conspiracies and secrets like that, especially that are shared or 'passed on' based on gender, create and encourage sexism and inequality amongst the sexes. Grow the fuck up. Making a 'tradition' or 'policy' or whatever the fuck you want to call it, like only sucking dick for special occasions, because your friends at a fuckin' wedding shower said that's 'how it is,' is WELL beyond retardation. Close-minded and ignorant shit like that is a basis for a LOT of problems in today's society, specifically in America. Thank God not everyone is as ignorant as the vast majority of the pathetic citizens of this country we live in.

 

[Dana Dane]

Aidsfactory, it was a FUCKIN JOKE.

 

[JLMACN]

It's stuff like that that creates distrust and prejudice between genders. Conspiracies and secrets like that, especially that are shared or 'passed on' based on gender, create and encourage sexism and inequality amongst the sexes. Grow the fuck up. Making a 'tradition' or 'policy' or whatever the fuck you want to call it, like only sucking dick for special occasions, because your friends at a fuckin' wedding shower said that's 'how it is,' is WELL beyond retardation. Close-minded and ignorant shit like that is a basis for a LOT of problems in today's society, specifically in America. Thank God not everyone is as ignorant as the vast majority of the pathetic citizens of this country we live in.

you should fax this to the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES and tell him to say this in his next press conference..

haha

5000

 

[:ab:]

You would think too with the amount of experience and male recipients you have had he would be more assertive about getting it from you more regularly.

lol oh man this killed me..
but that shit is hella real....
but if I married a Lucy Goosey....that'd be my bad....and I'd be out there unfaithful as fuck....

 

[DukeSkywalker]

you should fax this to the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES and tell him to say this in his next press conference..

haha

5000

haha foreal.

 

[skido]

LOL dana a head doctor
god bless u!!!!!
every woman should suck dick (cept for our mothers ewww)
the world would be a better place

 

[Dana Dane]

Every woman does suck a little dick from time to time, a lot just don't admit it. I'm grown though, and 'ain't no shame in my shit'...LOL!

 

[skido]

dana ima fuck u

 

[I AM]

you should fax this to the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES and tell him to say this in his next press conference..

haha

5000

knowin Bush he'd actually say that shit.

dana ima fuck u

that's signature material right there.

 

[Dana Dane]

dana ima fuck u

You've made quite the comeback. Not nearly as offensive and twice as funny!