By Mark Vester
I found this disturbing piece of news on several sites, regarding the sale of Mike Tyson's fecal matter. Celebrity Skin (Click Link Here), is a Los Angeles based company that specializes in selling the fecal matter, skin cells and bacteria of celebrities and athletes.
For $31.00 dollars you can own a piece of history, a former heavyweight champion's poop.
The website claims the following with respect to how they obtain the items sold, and how they are verified for authenticity.
"Where do you get your samples from? - We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process
"How do you/I know these specimens from the listed celebrity? - All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. As a last resort, we will attempt to verify our specimens by comparing our test results to various body-fluid tests conducted during periods of the individual’s incarceration, if available. Each specimen comes with a certificate of authenticity. We ensure our customers will receive a quality product."
How much poop can you buy for $31.00 dollars? The website provides an answer for that as well.
"For fecal and urine specimens, you will receive 2.0-3.0 cubic centimeters of specimen packaged in a hermetically-sealed transparent plastic cylinder (about the size of a film canister). The contents will be clearly visible through the cylinder. We do not recommend opening the cylinder after purchase, and we cannot be held liable for any injuries you sustain from engaging in this highly risky behavior."
The bad part of buying the poop is the no refund policy. You are not able to return the poop if you are not satisfied and there is no warranty in case the poop breaks.
"Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept any returns, and we do not offer refunds except in very extreme circumstances, which are determined on a case by case basis."
Just remember, the next time you see a famous boxing taking a dump, run to the toilet and check if he flushed. Celebrity Skin pays top dollar for quality poop.
"Sellers of accepted specimens will usually earn roughly $500 to $1000 dollars, depending on type of specimen and quantity. Contact us directly for more information regarding this."
I found this disturbing piece of news on several sites, regarding the sale of Mike Tyson's fecal matter. Celebrity Skin (Click Link Here), is a Los Angeles based company that specializes in selling the fecal matter, skin cells and bacteria of celebrities and athletes.
For $31.00 dollars you can own a piece of history, a former heavyweight champion's poop.
The website claims the following with respect to how they obtain the items sold, and how they are verified for authenticity.
"Where do you get your samples from? - We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process
"How do you/I know these specimens from the listed celebrity? - All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. As a last resort, we will attempt to verify our specimens by comparing our test results to various body-fluid tests conducted during periods of the individual’s incarceration, if available. Each specimen comes with a certificate of authenticity. We ensure our customers will receive a quality product."
How much poop can you buy for $31.00 dollars? The website provides an answer for that as well.
"For fecal and urine specimens, you will receive 2.0-3.0 cubic centimeters of specimen packaged in a hermetically-sealed transparent plastic cylinder (about the size of a film canister). The contents will be clearly visible through the cylinder. We do not recommend opening the cylinder after purchase, and we cannot be held liable for any injuries you sustain from engaging in this highly risky behavior."
The bad part of buying the poop is the no refund policy. You are not able to return the poop if you are not satisfied and there is no warranty in case the poop breaks.
"Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept any returns, and we do not offer refunds except in very extreme circumstances, which are determined on a case by case basis."
Just remember, the next time you see a famous boxing taking a dump, run to the toilet and check if he flushed. Celebrity Skin pays top dollar for quality poop.
"Sellers of accepted specimens will usually earn roughly $500 to $1000 dollars, depending on type of specimen and quantity. Contact us directly for more information regarding this."
