...so now mo'fuckas are in here arguing with some junior college kid about dildos and what not, eh? I got a few minutes to kill, so I'll jump in...
...right about now, you think you are the man...because youre supposedly making your girl pass multiple nuts with just your weenie...
...truth is, most girls are waaaaay more freaky than that, and would worship you like a god, if you could just tap into the freak in her...
...dirty talk is not enough...rough sex is not enough...
...if you plan on fucking any other girls besides the "well-pleased" one you're with now, then you gotta add some versatility to your arsenal...I believe a very high percentage of women are freaks or have an imprisoned freak inside of them...it takes a wicked and freaky mo'fucka to bring that freak out and have that upper eschelon beast fuck...
...now, personally...i think dildos are bullshit...its a fake cock and I've got a real one of those...but when I'm beating my bitch in the ass, a vibrator takes her to the outer rings of Saturn...now if it came out that she wanted to use a dildo in her pink, while I'm stabbin the stink, then I would....anyways, its called beast fucking cuzmy roomate said it sounds like I'm beating a monkey to death with a lead pipe...
...just my $0.02...