anyone ever tried these...its like a wax cone shaped hollow thing about 9 inches long that you stick the small end in your ear, and light the big end and lay on your side with it facing up...well the flame creates a suction in your ear, and with the heat from the flame, sucks all your earwax out...oh my god the shit feels so good when your done, and while your doin it you can hear the wax bubblin and crackin and shit...and for all my critics, yes i know the ears are self cleaning, but thats why you only do this once or twice a year...you can find them at indian/middle eastern specialty stores and some hippy organic stores got em too