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I've given the music up (for the most part) and converted to an aspiring stand-up comedian... I've always done both, but people only knew about the rap outside of my crazy antics here on the siccness. When it came to progress out of the two, comedy was the illest thing to do, but music was more less a struggle when it came to getting tracks done, beats and time due to me being in college.

Not that most of you all care to hear about this, but sooner or later someone will ask, "Yo MasZive what happened to the music?" When I compare comedy and rap, I've worked with some of the biggest names in comedy, from Katt Williams, to Bill Burr, Mike Epps and Joe Torry. Compare that to the rap game and those names should be Jay-Z, Eminem, E-40 and Too-$hort, but I've never worked along side those cats. Not that I didnt want to work to get on that level, but for the time that I had it would've been 20 years before I shared the stage with them period.

But... There's always a but, due to me being a comedian/ event host... I have opened for big names but only through comedy. I've opened for Lyfe Jennings, Lil' Jon, Bobby Valentino (Almost fought him), Whoodini, D4L, Twista shit on and on... So I came to the conclusion, all you have to be is funny and not necessarily have a big name to be respected in the industry, but as a rapper, you can be dressed in sterling silver chains, sunglasses and a 3XL T-shirt and be looked at like a wannabe with no love or applause from the crowd... I have found my calling! For those of you that have hung out with me know I get ridiculous, but on stage its even crazier.


I made it my business to call myself the Kansas City Comedy King because I show up to these spots and blow the hinges off, then the natives of the spots start to become haters and dont try to show me love, but I've already proven that these niggas fear me here in the town that's why they aint tryna get me on shows with them... The difference between me and them is I've left KC to do shows, they still local and doing shows for free, so why hate...

Wish me the best of luck yall... I've got a great idea and I know yall gonna be down for it, well those of you in the town. Lets just say it involves acting in front of a camera. My alter ego stage name is Bobby Johnson, I'll explain all that later, some of you may have caught on to it, some not.

Until then, visit my website www.BobbyJComedy.com

Animout...
 
Aug 21, 2002
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^^^
Thanks man...

Also, I've completed my prank calls and comedy CD... I do impersonations and shit. I do this old lady and redneck that raps over industry beats that will be played on 103.3 (picture that, 103 is fucking with me) Thanks JT Quick... If you've heard Rickey Smiley, then you've heard me... But I'm just a lil' bit crazier on the skits...

That outline of the guy with the Hubcap spinner is my logo on my shirts. I took my photo off and will add a gallery on day this week with the pics and shit.

Here are some links to some of my skits and prank calls from my site. They were available until I changed it, now I have to post them back up.

Right click and "save as.." Or click to play.
12th St. Tire (Prank Call)

And Den What

Denture Grills

Tow Co. (Prank Call)

I'm a Queen
 
Apr 21, 2003
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well maszive good luck to ya, i love me some laughin!

if u are ever in wichita there is this comedy club here that is packed on the weekends called the looney bin...funny shit.
 
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Mas..

I went to see Eddie Griffen..when he was intown...couple weeks back..

why didnt you get a spot there?
dude is hilarious in his stand up..
and he seems to wanna be doing alot for KC as well..

5000
 
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Trick420 & JLMACN...

Its crazy because both of you are ironically on the same point when I tell you the issue...

Okay, Trick420... I was supposed to be in Wichita the week after the Eddie Griffin Show, but due to me falling out with the guy, fuck it, imma put his name out there. Falling out with Tidy Dillard that got me on the show with him, he played me on the Eddie Griffin show as you can see on my website showdates.

JLMACN... I was booked for that show, Tidy got me on the show about a month before it was going down. About two weeks before the show, Tidy stopped answering his phone and wasnt returning my phone calls, come to find out, they hated on me and put another cat in my place without being man enough to tell me in my face cause they know that was scandolous. I've put them on shows where they could make 300 buck for 15 minutes of stand-up. I am sure you remember this bitch ass cat named Jus Jay that was on the show. He played me too on this shit and them niggas didn't get paid either. I was there at the show but I left and that night, I knew I was done fucking with them pussies. Fuck Tidy, Fuck Jus Jay (He stole my entrance with the hubcap spinner) which I am sure he did at the show, Fuck B Rich, Fuck all them pussies, I only fuck with Mike Smith cause he's talking about money and so am I...

You hear them (Jay & Tidy) punks out here doing shows but they doing them for free. I'm doing Universities and shit and in St. Louis making money doing what I do. I call them up and get them on the shows but they cant return the favor and get me on a free show. That's punk shit... I promise yall this year is my year to do it, I knew since the moment I got my standing ovation at The Firm Comedy Club on they turf they was some haters. Dont hate me cause I'm funnier than yall. I tried to help them blow up and bring them with me, they aint making shit. So fuck em'... Tidy is a Hack, Jay is a bum simple as that. They dont want to go head up and quit acting like fags, so we aint never gone do any business...

I got the Stand-up, I got the CD coming out, I got the shirts to give away, I got a website, I am working on the DVD, I got more than stand-up... All they have is stand-up alone and false dreams, doing hole-in the walls for free and that's it. People can bump my shit on the way to work, spread the word to they friends and co-workers and bootleg my shit. Imma be a household name on everything I love.

Animout...
 
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Yo maszive. If you ever hitup laughs comedy cafe here in Tucson, pm me. I think that's a dope job to have. My homeys brother performs there regularly. Good luck to you. But you shouldn't say you give up on rappn. You should still dabble wit it.
 
Aug 21, 2002
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St.Louis... Are you serious... I got my start in St. Louis!!!

That's fuckin' love in the Lou bottom line... I perform at Arvin Mitchell's club, Blueberry Hill in U-City on his Funny 1st Sundays... Union Station at Darius Bradfords club there... 2 StL Brothers club on Natural Bridge on Wednesdays. I haven't been up there since last Spring but I am hungry to go back. It aint no places here in the town to perform at really.

The Firm Comedy Club- Lost it's theme and got shot up and shut down... Letting these hoodlums rent it out and no one wanted to go out there anymore. It was the only black comedy club in the city.

Stanfords- Left Westport and stuck out in Overland Park. I haven't shown my face out there yet. My homie Mike Smith performs there on a regular basis. He tld me imma have to work the open mics a while to show them I'm quality, but he warned me that the open mics are filled with other comics that wont show yo ulove if your better than them.

The Majestic- I like the joint, I've sat back and watched the rookies on a open mic session and the crowd is full of other aspiring comics that will hate on you at the drop of a dime. You can have some killer jokes, but since they didn't think of it, they are going to hate on you.

I aint quit rapping, I just moved further in another area. I do rap as the old lady on my CD. DOWNLOADS ^^^ are a few posts up.

www.BobbyJComedy.com

Yeah, that was the old school Whoodini... I hosted that concert at the Expo...
 
Aug 21, 2002
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techn9nehq said:
I didnt find any of that funny...ain't nuttin that hasn't been done before.
For everyone that's heard this type of stuff before, there are many, many more that haven't... Of course it isnt for everyone, but on a better note people have eaten this shit up, bought lots of copies and they love it. But you haven't heard any off this before on 103...

Kansas City is soooooooooo behind it's pathetic. 97.9 in Texas has Rickey Smiley's shit plastered on it and its craaaazzzyyy... I know what works, and I also think that Dave Chappelle isn't funny at all, and I've easily saw everything he's done, done before... But then again you may be a diehard fan, and maybe your saying that cuzz I am the Chuck and I have diehard fans that love my work too...

Plus your white... Hahahaaa... Cause white folks think Stand-up should never have black & white jokes either and no 2 jokes should come close or else they've heard it before unless the material pertains to something they really like talked about...
 
Aug 26, 2002
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MasZive said:
Trick420 & JLMACN...

Its crazy because both of you are ironically on the same point when I tell you the issue...

Okay, Trick420... I was supposed to be in Wichita the week after the Eddie Griffin Show, but due to me falling out with the guy, fuck it, imma put his name out there. Falling out with Tidy Dillard that got me on the show with him, he played me on the Eddie Griffin show as you can see on my website showdates.

JLMACN... I was booked for that show, Tidy got me on the show about a month before it was going down. About two weeks before the show, Tidy stopped answering his phone and wasnt returning my phone calls, come to find out, they hated on me and put another cat in my place without being man enough to tell me in my face cause they know that was scandolous. I've put them on shows where they could make 300 buck for 15 minutes of stand-up. I am sure you remember this bitch ass cat named Jus Jay that was on the show. He played me too on this shit and them niggas didn't get paid either. I was there at the show but I left and that night, I knew I was done fucking with them pussies. Fuck Tidy, Fuck Jus Jay (He stole my entrance with the hubcap spinner) which I am sure he did at the show, Fuck B Rich, Fuck all them pussies, I only fuck with Mike Smith cause he's talking about money and so am I...

You hear them (Jay & Tidy) punks out here doing shows but they doing them for free. I'm doing Universities and shit and in St. Louis making money doing what I do. I call them up and get them on the shows but they cant return the favor and get me on a free show. That's punk shit... I promise yall this year is my year to do it, I knew since the moment I got my standing ovation at The Firm Comedy Club on they turf they was some haters. Dont hate me cause I'm funnier than yall. I tried to help them blow up and bring them with me, they aint making shit. So fuck em'... Tidy is a Hack, Jay is a bum simple as that. They dont want to go head up and quit acting like fags, so we aint never gone do any business...

I got the Stand-up, I got the CD coming out, I got the shirts to give away, I got a website, I am working on the DVD, I got more than stand-up... All they have is stand-up alone and false dreams, doing hole-in the walls for free and that's it. People can bump my shit on the way to work, spread the word to they friends and co-workers and bootleg my shit. Imma be a household name on everything I love.

Animout...

yep

dude did come in with the hub cap...spinneer...

anyway homie...you got the number so anytime you are in town..
let me know..ill make sure and make it to a show..

5000