Dumbs Are Stupid

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Jun 5, 2004
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Lets say i was a civil war veteran and a roadside bomb blew up and turned my legs into linguini. I cant just lace up my steel toes and throw my foot at someone sooo...how do i defend myself against a hostile autistic who is all hopped up on crack and pot? And what if he was packing a dumb? I would need a dumb.

Dumbs may be stupid, but if they help lower the population of autistics and canadians then we need them because all they do is prey on cripples, and america needs cripples for wounded warrior commercials