Dui class

[Defy]

just got out of my first dui class....shit was funny

the instructor kept saying a dui is a hell of a thing

they had a brand new flat screen tv but ended up watching videos on vhs from the 90s with fucked up tracking

they had a mix of scare tactic ones, shit that had victims of drunk driving accidents and funny ones of drunk ass people doing stupid shit. they also had these college phd students who did a study....you watched them get drunk then do tests and drive on a closed course....that shit was fucking comedy

then they put on the simpsons....lol.....the episode where homer got a dui.

after the videos the instructor asked people what we learned....my response was I learned that the simpsons is a hella funny show

 

[UCDgreek]

i hope you knew simpsons was hella funny before you even went to the class

 

[Defy]

lol....of course....that just reinforced it.....I seen that episode hella times already, but its funny every time

 

[G RAIDER]

i just youtube that episode and the rhode island cop pulled up on a big wheel, funny as fuck

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

first ones funny.. second one is a bitch.

 

[PsyDaL]

my first dui. i head a deaf teacher that was a recovering alcoholic, nobody knew wtf she was talkin about, dumb sunabitch didnt even know how to work a vhs. We just kept watching a shitty version of 28 days with Sandra bullock....

 

[650Ubeezy]

i hope i never get a dui but i had traffic school before and that shit was funny as fuck too..none of these classes really teaches u shit tho

 

[D'struction]

damn my homie is bout to start these dui classes.... 3 three hour classes a week...fuck that. plus 2 two hour AA meetings a week. fuck that also

 

[Gemini]

and funny ones of drunk ass people doing stupid shit.

I see that everytime I go to a club, or party. People over doing it, makes me feel better that I didn't drink, or drink as much.

 

[carl winslow]

im about halfway through my dui class program. i actually really like it. i registered for the spanish classes cause they fit my schedule better and that shit is way interesting and funny. my instructor is a super smart and philosophical dude who just spits knowledge...my classmates are straight paisa motherfuckers who are funny as hell crackin funny jokes all the time (1/3 of them got their duis after playing soccer and drinking after the game...and they call the instructor "oye profe..." which i love)

so yeah that shits pretty tight. ive learned alot since ive been in it...the only thing i hate is the 500 bones it cost

 

[carl winslow]

oh but AA...different story...fuckin creepy and weird...ive done 1 and have to do 2 more...dont like that

ppl in there who have been sober for like 10 years talking about "hi my names suzy and im an alcoholic (everyone in the room then goes "hi suzy!" in complete synchronization) then tell horror stories about how much alcohol has ruined their life

 

[brixton bomber]

just got out of my first dui class....shit was funny

the instructor kept saying a dui is a hell of a thing

they had a brand new flat screen tv but ended up watching videos on vhs from the 90s with fucked up tracking

they had a mix of scare tactic ones, shit that had victims of drunk driving accidents and funny ones of drunk ass people doing stupid shit. they also had these college phd students who did a study....you watched them get drunk then do tests and drive on a closed course....that shit was fucking comedy

then they put on the simpsons....lol.....the episode where homer got a dui.

after the videos the instructor asked people what we learned....my response was I learned that the simpsons is a hella funny show

We had to watch that shitty ass 28 Days and some shitty 80's movie with Keanu Reeves and Andy Griffith as a drunk ass,shit was funny seein him portray a ragin alcoholic punkin Keanu....and yeah the shit was on VHS with fucked up trackin.

2 more group classes and im done with that shit just in time for gettin faded and drivin drunk for the summer time...lol (just kidding kids drinking and driving is not cool)

 

[Palmer]

plus 2 two hour AA meetings a week. fuck that also

They have 2 hour AA meetings? Are you sure they're not alanon (sp?) meetings?

 

[thizzface420]

they reduced my shit to a wet n reckless. my class are almost over we watch stupid ass movies..we watched juno last week..i dono what they has to do with alcohol? the teach was sayin well if u get drunk youll have sex and youll get pregnant..ya..

 

[Espiohti]

they reduced my shit to a wet n reckless. my class are almost over we watch stupid ass movies..we watched juno last week..i dono what they has to do with alcohol? the teach was sayin well if u get drunk youll have sex and youll get pregnant..ya..

lmfao wtf

 

[Defy]

my shit was reduced to a wet reckless also, so I just watch the videos....my instructor thinks he's a hard ass....I think he's just a recovered knock.....