DUDE, MY FUCKIN BALLS ARE BLEEDING (LMAO)

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Big Rich

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yo this is somewhat related. but a lil over a year ago i got crushed in the nuts by a pallet jack at work. i pulled this from another forum but it really quick explains what happened to me:

originally posted by big rich:
yup yup. hyster. only i drove the double pallet jack ones cause i unloaded trucks all day at a CVS distro center. in that picture... if you look right above where it says hyster is where i got struck. the worst part was the battery was kinda loose and it added insult by ricocheting and giving my balls a light slap right after being pulverized. hahaha you shoulda seen the mexicans when that shit happened. the only one that kinda spoke english just said "umm....maybe you sit down?"

NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I SEE BLOOD WHERE MY ZIPPER IS!

arson had the pleasure of seeing the ER pictures when we were going to one of my doctor appointments. this accident is the reason im on here all the time. i just kick back all day now at home and collect work comp checks.
 
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yo this is somewhat related. but a lil over a year ago i got crushed in the nuts by a pallet jack at work. i pulled this from another forum but it really quick explains what happened to me:

originally posted by big rich:
yup yup. hyster. only i drove the double pallet jack ones cause i unloaded trucks all day at a CVS distro center. in that picture... if you look right above where it says hyster is where i got struck. the worst part was the battery was kinda loose and it added insult by ricocheting and giving my balls a light slap right after being pulverized. hahaha you shoulda seen the mexicans when that shit happened. the only one that kinda spoke english just said "umm....maybe you sit down?"

NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I SEE BLOOD WHERE MY ZIPPER IS!

arson had the pleasure of seeing the ER pictures when we were going to one of my doctor appointments. this accident is the reason im on here all the time. i just kick back all day now at home and collect work comp checks.




your story gave me a stomach ache.. hope you get better (no homo)
 

Big Rich

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your story gave me a stomach ache.. hope you get better (no homo)

crushed in the nuts areolas breh. (i got better like 3 months after the accident.) now all i do is kick back and collect checks and am waitin on the fat ass settlement im gonna get once my lawyer is through with these mooks.


heres the type of vehicle that struck me and pinned me against a wall

 
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Lol @ this kid though, dude just tried to ollie a 15 piece. What the fuck did he think would happen, that ain't xbox Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. There's no continues if you fail. lmao