Dubee is a pretty damn funny dude

[POLTERGEIST]

he is hella funny..back in like 2002 i met him and he kept asking me if i had peeeeelsss...like pills..but he kept sayin peeeeelss...anyways my boy rolled up two blunts and we were about to spark em when dubee insists on unrolling and rolling the sack in a backwood..then once we had burned..dude was going off about how chuck norris beat up bruce lee. damn near had a 30 minute conversation about how chuck norris whooped on bruce lee.

 

[fillyacup]

lol, chuck norris could whoop bruce lee!

 

[Gas One]

i would fucking GO OFF on dubee for saying that shit

seriously, if i would have heard dubee say that shit in the middle of smoking, 5 minutes later he would have no choice but to beat my ass over repeated disrespect/crossing the line

i almost wanna myspace dubee like "nigga what did you say?????"

 

[ClickClack]

hahaha i seen dubee at the same 24...dude was being hella loud cussin and shit..this fool hopped on the leg machine right next to me and was like, "nigga i'm bout to kick in like ecstasy!" had me dyin lol

 

[Quick]

suge would do the same thing but slap you in the face when you ask for the reward

lol he's not talking about suge knight

 

[King Sausage]

what you didnt said wuz "30 seconds later the phone turned up, and high ass dubee realeyzed it was in his OTHER pocket"

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

To quote Charlie Murphy..."There are many great storytellers in the world today...Who the fuck could make up that shit?"

hahahaha thats some funny shit & dubee's a fool for that one

 

[Gas One]

this HELLA increased 24 hour fitness in vallejos membership.

niggas gon' revoke dubee's shit because of yall.

fuckin white boys in XXXXL mac dre tee's on the running machines and shit comin' REAL soon.

snitches

theres prolly some other light skinned nigga in vallejo 24 hour fitness mad as fuck right now like "these fucking little kids with laptops keep asking me if im doobie...what the fuck? am i a marijuana joint? i dont get it."

 

[fillyacup]

lol! for real huh!

an squat or whatever, if you always there why dont you ask him his birthday

 

[Nuttkase]

lol! for real huh!

an squat or whatever, if you always there why dont you ask him his birthday

Because he wants to suprise him with a present.

 

[fillyacup]

gay ass picture

here a card for ya squat

 

[Gas One]

X(

 

[fillyacup]

squats whip

 

[Da ReaL DuMMy]

^^LMAO!! no hate tho

 

[LISICKI]

^^LMAO!! no hate tho

i thought this was the real dummy until i saw him compliment hollerin at a breezy on his first post

 

[Premo]

i seen that fool at rasputin

 

[Pak Dan]

this HELLA increased 24 hour fitness in vallejos membership.

niggas gon' revoke dubee's shit because of yall.

fuckin white boys in XXXXL mac dre tee's on the running machines and shit comin' REAL soon.

snitches

theres prolly some other light skinned nigga in vallejo 24 hour fitness mad as fuck right now like "these fucking little kids with laptops keep asking me if im doobie...what the fuck? am i a marijuana joint? i dont get it."

HAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[D-Rose]

Bump. The Vegas turned Vallejo thread reminded me of this shit. Once again...this is a true story, lmfao.

 

[MOREBASS]

^ Nice.


While we're on the topic of Dubee. I met him a couple times randomly around Vallejo, but one time, I was at the Chevron right across the street from Marine World getting my usual Peach Optimo and $1 scoop of Baskin Robbins, and I see him outside pumping gas.

He's on the phone, and I stop to give him props or whatever, and in the process I accidentally knock the phone out of his hand...

I hear a voice coming out of the headset...

' Hello ?...Hello...?'

He didn't Crestside ride on me that time, but it would have been hilarious because I was holding a cone full of Cherries Jubilee in my hand, and it would have been pretty hilarious getting mollywhopped with an ice cream cone in hand.

 

[SteadyMobbin]

I seen Dubee at McDonalds. I said "Hi dubee".