fail your test like a man, and man up for doing shit you shouldnt do
its called responsibility
learn how to stay within test detection times, or doing drugs with drug tests aint for you.
now if its for a job....i dunno....go get a clean persons pee or go wear a fake dick or something..but your best bet is to just quit and not look for a way around it, if its court ordered take it on the chin..shit happens breh