hmm.. I dont have any moments that I really dread or whatever, but Ive been in a few binds before...
1. 10th grade english we had to 'pretend' we had written a book, and then make a cover and back for it, basically like what it was about. Illustration an title on the front, story summary on the back and a price or whatever...
Well I didnt do it, never really did shit in school as far as HW an projects go... But I was failing english, it was the end of the year, and my last chance to pass... My teacher called my name to come up and present mine & I bullshitted all the way thru! Lol somethin like this:
"raise your hand if any of you have, or have had a diary in the past" (some bitches an all my dumbass friends raised their hands to go along)
"ok, now raise your hand if anyone has ever found your diary and invaded your privacy by reading it" (again, more raised hands)
"dont you wish you could express yourself and your write down your deepest secrets without worryin about your friends or parents reading em? Well now you can with my Invisible Diary!"
(I hold up my hand like i have a book in it)
"No one can read it because its invisible, you dont need a pen to write, an its free because your not really buying anything!"
Everyone in the class was laughing an my teacher gave me an A on it an actually passed me from her class because I was witty enough to do more than jus sit there with my head down an say "i dont have it" Lol
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2. 10th grade biology we were paired up with a partner and we were supposed to make a model of either a plant or animal cell out of edible materials...
Me an my boy Chaz didnt do it, but when it was time to grade em, we grabbed one that looked nice from the shelf of some kid in 1st period, an posed with it as she came around with her digital camera to take pictures...
actually passed that project too Lol
3. 11th grade we had drug dogs come to our school.. they sniff out everyone an their backpacks to make sure they have nothin illegal or watever an then go out to the parking lot an check all the cars... I had a dub of some orange crush in my backpack an my boy frm another class texted me an told me the drug dogs jus searched his class... I WAS TRIPPPIN!... I raised my hand to go to the bathroom, an I left my backpack in the stall... the K-9's checked our class, an then I went back an got my bag.
4. I used to drive to school everyday and no one at the school had any idea that I didnt even have my license, shit never even got my permit Lol... My car was always parked at the far end of the parking lot cuz I always got to school late an thats all that was left... Anyways, I had a zip in my car and I saw the drug dogs in the parking lot sniffin out all the students cars. An if they find something they sit next to ur car till the cop comes to check it out.. So Im watching helplessly from my classroom as they slowly make their way down the row towards my car and the bell rings. I practically get up an run to my car to leave... A cop see's me an tells me to wait as I go to pull out, cuz he wanted to check my car first.. then another drug dog must of found something because he said nevermind an started searching another car instead of mine... Man I used to get away with everything haha
I have more stories but I cant think of em all off top...
