DONT YOU FUCKING HATE WHEN ...

[X_KaLiBa]

"i could care less"

if you could care less, you care to some extent...it's "i couldn't care less"

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

WHEN PEOPLE USE THE WORD "DANK" TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING...

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Teenagers on facebook or twitter trying to leave life lessons / philosophical quotes in their updates.

 

[iaoish]

"i could care less"

if you could care less, you care to some extent...it's "i couldn't care less"

lmao people actually say that..

 

[playboy ene]

I fucking hate when people say mondee or tuesdee. its fucking monDAY and tuesDAY. i cant believe no one got that one.

 

[Kon1]

some words I hate people fucking up are: chisburger, likedid, stolden, yumbo yack.....

 

[Kon1]

i hate when i ask my kids what are you doing when i hear something fall and they respond......."Nothing"
That shit gets me pissed the fuck off...
or when my oldest daughter starts a conversation saying "oh my god...guess what, i'm a lesbian daddy"

*fixed*

 

[Unkut Yola]

Do u guys talk 2 alotta retards?

aPPARENTLY THEY DO AND THATS WHY I SED FUCK EVERYBODY I'M GOING HOME.

 

[BASEDVATO]

I hate when I see a show at the shoreline amphitheater and the artist is like:

"What up San Francisco!" ... no bitch, we in mountain view!

 

[BASEDVATO]

I also hate when white people floss Jamaican or African colors

 

[KG The One]

I work wit a bunch of dudes who just jumped the fence from mexico yesterday.. And them muthafuckas can't pronouce chit! They don't do the sh...Like where you work? Chipping nah muthafucka you work in SHIPPING. One dudes name is Joel but he pronouces it HO-EL come on dude your name is fuckin Joel!

 

[BASEDVATO]

^ lmao

 

[MizeryU]

i hate it when ignorant fucks don't know when to keep their mouths shut

One dudes name is Joel but he pronouces it HO-EL come on dude your name is fuckin Joel!

how the fuck you gonna tell someone they're pronouncing their own name wrong? i hope you call him Joel one day, and he sticks you ass in the mouth for sayin it wrong, ahha

 

[KG The One]

I actually did call him Joel, i give them dudes shit all the time and at least they have a sense of humor bout it which is more then i can say for some folks on the siccness... sorry didn't mean to make your vagina sore buddy..lmao

 

[Dana Dane]

I kinda agree with the other dude for once. There is a messcan at my job named Jaime (Hymee) and I would be a bitch if I called him Jamie.

 

[MizeryU]

i'm sure he thinks your fuckin hilarious
(not your jokes)

 

[KG The One]

Damn i feel bad for yall..you must work in some hostile work environments.. We fucks with each other all day long at my job! I would say you'd be a bitch for takin jokes to serious. What i really hate is when you clown a muthafucka and rather then thinkin of a clever comeback of they own the cry bout it like a lil pussy.. sensitive ass muthafuckas..

 

[bay2mi]

some words I hate people fucking up are: chisburger, likedid, stolden, yumbo yack.....

so you hate people with accents basically lol

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Damn i feel bad for yall..you must work in some hostile work environments.. We fucks with each other all day long at my job!

Is that until the drive-thru lane gets too long?

 

[KG The One]

Good one.. but actually i work in a warehouse, last recall mcdonalds didn't have "shipping" department..lol but notice how i don't cry bout this joke like a lil bitch

And i think yall got it twisted, i smoke weed wit these muthafuckas after work and thats actually when i called dude joel and he laughed his ass off.. so you can clown people bout how they pronounce words but don't dare mispronounce they name? GTFO